Simon Weald
@glitchcrab.bsky.social
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Distinguished YAML Engineer, VP of Emojineering & occasional SRE @giantswarm.io https://simonweald.com
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glitchcrab.bsky.social
Some might say brave; others may say daft.
glitchcrab.bsky.social
Yes the video title is wrong, I was standing in for Xavier who was unable to attend.
glitchcrab.bsky.social
The recordings from @containerdays.bsky.social in Hamburg last month are out!

I updated my blog post here with the recording bsky.app/profile/glit...

Or you can watch it directly on YouTube youtu.be/sk5GZeE23w4?...
glitchcrab.bsky.social
Does this new one not mean you're tethered by a cable though?
glitchcrab.bsky.social
What's wrong with the one you already have?
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cloudnativebergen.dev
We are ready for Cloud Native Day Bergen, are you?! 🚀 2025.cloudnativebergen.dev/program
glitchcrab.bsky.social
I'm trying out writing shorter posts lately as I feel that I might actually have the motivation to blog more often this way.
glitchcrab.bsky.social
Time for another blog post! Last week I gave my first in-person talk at a conference since 2017 and I've written a little about the experience

dickingwithdocker.com/posts/giving...
A summary of my first conference talk since 2017
Kubernetes at the Edge, a Raspberry Pi, and a demo that exploded
dickingwithdocker.com
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mccune.org.uk
My talk at @containerdays.bsky.social this week was on Kubernetes and post exploitation. I've had a couple of requests for a companion blog post, so here it is. The post looks at some things attackers might do in clusters they've compromised to retain access.

raesene.github.io/blog/2025/09...
Beyond the surface - Exploring attacker persistence strategies in Kubernetes
raesene.github.io
glitchcrab.bsky.social
Tschüss, Hamburg! I had a great time at @containerdays.bsky.social
Photo of clouds from a airplane window
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glitchcrab.bsky.social
Well my talk got accepted so it looks like I'll be speaking at @cloudnativebergen.dev about Cluster API and how it helps you to manage cluster lifecycle 🥳

2025.cloudnativebergen.dev/speaker/simo...
glitchcrab.bsky.social
Well that says everything I need to know
glitchcrab.bsky.social
Worse than Fosters?
glitchcrab.bsky.social
Oh wow that's kinda harsh 😂
glitchcrab.bsky.social
In the future, with gadgets galore,
My scales greeted me at the door:
“Happy birthday, old friend!”
(Then they snarked at my end…)
“Try a salad — or maybe four!”
glitchcrab.bsky.social
The future is here; my bathroom scales just wished me happy birthday
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levlaz.org
Heard Kara Swisher tell a joke that Tech Bro is short for “technically broken”

I can’t stop seeing the full version everywhere. 🤣
glitchcrab.bsky.social
I know, we've already covered this in this thread. What I'm telling you is that unless you're up early then you now cannot get a code for Nero (probably because all the commuters take them).