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Gareth Williams

@gjw1971.bsky.social

62 followers 180 following 190 posts

Sleeper. Non-enjoyer of world.

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Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 1d

People who like funny, shouty, stuff: here’s a deal you’d have to be Dong Trump level stupid to miss.

Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 1d

LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)

Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 3d

All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music

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Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 3d

I’m having a sale!

Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 3d

All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music

Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.

michaellegge.bandcamp.com

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 3d

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Free Willy: Rapper Rufus 2 | Marc Wooton Exposed | BBC Studios

YouTube video by BBC Studios

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 4d

Ha! No Nobel Peace Prize for Dong!

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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 4d

My longtime (near lifelong) pal Rick Veitch announced this earlier today, OK for me to share now, here, with you.

It's real. It's happening. At long last.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 4d

Amazing news.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 4d

Wow! I was not expecting to ever see this.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 4d

“Baby in her placenta”…
As thick as dog dirt.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t promise anything, but I’ll try to sort something out for the weekend. Watch the skies…

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 7d

Potty mouth…

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 8d

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Charlie Kirk Jokes

YouTube video by dustan j. hlady

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 13d

You say “those little worms“ as if it’s perfectly normal, and that everyone knows what you’re on about.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21d

Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!

A Tylenol box

A drug leaflet that repeatedly says Trump's name is in the Epstein Files

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · 21d

Wisely rejected as a Willy Wonka character name.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Sep 13

Genital wrangler?

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Sep 12

Top tip: just because it’s called a door knob, it doesn’t necessarily mean what you think it means.
I am now banned from B&Q.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Sep 4

All hail Diarrhoeasis, god of liquid bumpoo!

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Aug 31

Well, you say that, but I can’t even remember writing this.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Aug 31

Always my favourite band.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Aug 30

Just imagine the sheer size of that conga line when there is confirmation of the orange turd’s final flush.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · Aug 30

Hello? What's happening? Am I a star wars?..

Trump ghost

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · Aug 30

Buckle up America

Weekend at Donnie’s film poster with the Trump sons holding up Donald

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Aug 21

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No one listens to jazz 🙄 #funny #mightyboosh #comedy #90s #retro #classictv #lol #jazz #uk #usa

YouTube video by Retro Myrtle Beach Guy

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Aug 19

Don’t pretend; embrace it.

Gareth Williams @gjw1971.bsky.social · Aug 17

Judging by what I see in Fesshole, wiping of the bottom doesn’t seem to be a universal skill.