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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 11d

Giraffe rap!

Cinnamon finnamon ahh

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 20d

There are giraffes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · 22d

Hey don’t feed the giraffes. Stop. Stop feeding the giraffes

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 28

Giraffes got raps. And bars.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 25

I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 23

Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 23

There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 20

Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 19

Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 19

Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

at the party

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

Sorrgy im drubk right now

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

Giraffes haves homes

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 17

Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 16

Read a book. Grow up

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 16

Giraffes don't care about your feelings.

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 15

Good luck final giraffe

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 15

Can you avoid the giraffe

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giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 15

Magic the Noah’s Ark

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 14

There were 2 giraffes on the Noah's Ark

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 15

Girronimo!!!

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 14

If you have anything to contribute to the study of the fabled Giraffe Theorem then please. For the love of god please

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 14

Unlike most things, giraffes and giraffe behavior can not be predicted by any mathematical models. Of fucking course

giraffe facts @girrafefactz.bsky.social · Sep 14

Giraffes up early. Readdy to start the day!