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Giraffe rap!

Cinnamon finnamon ahh
There are giraffes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
Hey don’t feed the giraffes. Stop. Stop feeding the giraffes
Giraffes got raps. And bars.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.
I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe
Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!
There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain
Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:
Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please
Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too
Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!
What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock
Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!
Sorrgy im drubk right now
What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock
Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.
Giraffes don't care about your feelings.
Can you avoid the giraffe
Magic the Noah’s Ark
There were 2 giraffes on the Noah's Ark
If you have anything to contribute to the study of the fabled Giraffe Theorem then please. For the love of god please
Unlike most things, giraffes and giraffe behavior can not be predicted by any mathematical models. Of fucking course
Giraffes up early. Readdy to start the day!