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Giraffa Pontifex
@giraffapontifex.bsky.social
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A stay-at-home father, ex-pat, and alleged trickster spirit. Foul language & a warm heart. He/Him 🇮🇪🏴‍☠️🦒 I sometimes do stuff. www.GiraffaPontifex.com (Graphic Artists: Please do not message me, I will not hire you.)
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Sep 23
The bulk of my PC issues are sorted, so see you soon with MORE Satisfactory! Woo! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #satisfactory
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Sep 12
One hour until I grab my big big sword and we get rush back to Sector 7 to try and thwart Shinra. See you all soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #ffviiremake #squareenix #Shinra #cloud #tifa
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Sep 12
Geoguessing and other browser games, very soon! See you there! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #geoguessr #geography #lost #help #whereamI #hashtag #redbullsponsormepls
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Sep 9
That's right, MORE Satisfying Satisfactory in less than 30 minutes! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #smallstreamers #twitch #hashtag
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Sep 2
Almost time for more Satisfying Satisfactory! See you all soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #satisfactory #coffestainstudios
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Aug 26
More satisfying Satisfactory satisfaction coming up shortly, hope to see you there! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #factorygame #construction #starktower
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Aug 22
It's time again for Final Fantasy Friday! Grab your buster sword and let's get back to work, the world can't save itself. See you tonight! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #squareenix #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #ffviiremake #cloud #tifa #aerith
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Aug 19
We're back with MORE satisfactory! See you in an hour as we work towards Space Elevator parts! Also I had a nap, so my brain is less fuzzy now! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #Satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamer #efficiency #spaceelevator #organization
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Aug 15
It's Final Fantasy Friday again, and we return to Midgar and a bodyguard gig! Join us tonight! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #ffviiremake #twitch #smallstreamer #cloud #aerith #ffvii
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Aug 8
Grab your materia, it's Final Fantasy Friday! We're heading back to explore the inner recesses of Midgar. See you there! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #ffvii #squareenix
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Aug 5
Tonight, we're back with more Satisfactory, and an anticipated taste test! Join us at our normal time, watch me build and maybe make some weird faces because of a potentially gross drink! 🤣 twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #Satisfactory #building #tastetest #weirddrink
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Aug 1
2 hours until we take our big big sword and head back the slums of sector 7! Final Fantasy Friday woooo! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #smallstreamers #ffvii #squareenix #cloudstrife #tifa
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 29
30 minutes and then we're BACK with some Satisfactory! We're going to get our coal power up and running, and then we will be starting initial construction on our tower! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 25
Tonight, we return to what makes Fridays great. I'm grabbing my biggest sword and I'll meet you at our normal time as we begin Final Fantasy 7 Remake! Now with more pixels, more voice acting, and more story! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #finalfantasyseven #ffvii #cloud #tifa
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 22
Satisfactory returns in one hour! Time to build a bigger, better power plant! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #twitch #satisfactory #smallstreamer #factory
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The SCP Foundation @scpwiki.com · Jul 18
...You're welcome...??
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"SCPs that got hoovered up and regurgitated by chatbots end up giving tech executives schizophrenia" is perhaps fittingly a very SCP thing to happen
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 18
Who's got two thumbs, less sleep, and is going on a date with an inanimate object this evening? This guy! ...It's me. Date Everything returns just once more before we head to FFVII Remake! See you then! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #dateverything #twitch #smallstreamers #tired #overtired #silly
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 17
Thanks to how awesome our last stream was, we'll be doing it again on Friday 7/18 at 8pm EST! Betty, Wallace, River, Beverly, and the others can't wait to see you!

#dateeverything #wallace #bettythebed #river #beverly #liveontwitch #twitchtv #smallstreamer #supportsmallstreams #allthevoiceactors
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 15
Another hour until we return to Satisfactory! We'll be improving our tech knowledge and starting construction on the ground level of our mighty tower. See you soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory #building
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Jul 13
Why are all of my work rectangles also my fuck around rectangles. These should be different rectangles.
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 15
1 hour until I get Hatchling to help me open some MTG cards (FFVII!) on stream, and then play some Geoguessr! See you soon! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #geoguessr #smallstreamers #twitch #mtg #ffvii #geography
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 11
Tonight, we're taking a palate cleansing break between Crisis Core Reunion and FFVII Remake to indulge in a bit of romance with Date Everything! This promises to be amongst the silliest dating sims we've ever tried, so don't miss it! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #dateeverything #twitch #smallstreamers
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 8
Soon, we head back to Satisfactory and begin construction of our first major factory floor. Can't wait to see you there! #satisfactory #twitch #smallstreamers #factory twitch.tv/giraffapontifex
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 4
No more putting off the inevitable, it's time to see the dramatic conclusion to Zack's story and the rest of Crisis Core: Reunion, TONIGHT! twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstreamers #twitch #crisiscorereunion #zackfair #ffvii
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Giraffa Pontifex @giraffapontifex.bsky.social · Jul 1
We've escaped the Geoguessr backrooms, so that means it's time for Satisfactory! See you soon! Twitch.tv/giraffapontifex #smallstteamers #twitch #satisfactory
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