Jayme "Danger" Howard
@gimpy.bsky.social
Former tech lead for Reddit's Compute Platform. Now, Infrastructure Security, still at Reddit.
Extremely Online.
He/Him/His, actually 40 damn years old
Extremely Online.
He/Him/His, actually 40 damn years old
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Jayme "Danger" Howard
@gimpy.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Alright. New people seemingly following me out of nowhere in today's influx. Did I get recommended to you? What made you follow me? Inquiring minds want to know!
"After I feed you squirrel, you can be upset about it."
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"After I feed you squirrel, you can be upset about it."
That would be an ecumenical matter.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That would be an ecumenical matter.
It's wild that the Switch 2 has been out for almost 6 months and I've managed to find *one* exclusive game for it that I actually want to play.
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's wild that the Switch 2 has been out for almost 6 months and I've managed to find *one* exclusive game for it that I actually want to play.
Niche as fuck: I just spent 2 hours troubleshooting migrating my zigbee network to a new radio, only to discover that the reason it wasn't working is that I, a moron, left the old radio plugged in and everything was talking to both and failing miserably.
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Niche as fuck: I just spent 2 hours troubleshooting migrating my zigbee network to a new radio, only to discover that the reason it wasn't working is that I, a moron, left the old radio plugged in and everything was talking to both and failing miserably.
I don't toot my own horn terribly often when it comes to things I've made, but this stuffing? This is a fucking masterpiece and I will never do better.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don't toot my own horn terribly often when it comes to things I've made, but this stuffing? This is a fucking masterpiece and I will never do better.
Today, I re-wet the bread. And make a turkey in the most vulgar way possible.
Also, so many potatoes.
Also, so many potatoes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Today, I re-wet the bread. And make a turkey in the most vulgar way possible.
Also, so many potatoes.
Also, so many potatoes.
Behold! I have baked bread!
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Behold! I have baked bread!
Today I'm going to cut loaves of bread into cubes so I can bake those cubes in an oven to dry them out, so that I can turn around tomorrow and soak them in liquid so they're moist again. Food is weird.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Today I'm going to cut loaves of bread into cubes so I can bake those cubes in an oven to dry them out, so that I can turn around tomorrow and soak them in liquid so they're moist again. Food is weird.
Don't sleep on this. I've gotten some absolutely gorgeous, well-made items from Jess that are wonderful gifts. Seriously, take a look at the shop.
Need help with holiday gifts?
I make some unique nerdy things!
At many price points!
I celebrate and appreciate every order I get!
Incoming gift ideas, with cats at the end if you keep reading!
This is me, the actual person you are supporting when you order with me!!
I make some unique nerdy things!
At many price points!
I celebrate and appreciate every order I get!
Incoming gift ideas, with cats at the end if you keep reading!
This is me, the actual person you are supporting when you order with me!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don't sleep on this. I've gotten some absolutely gorgeous, well-made items from Jess that are wonderful gifts. Seriously, take a look at the shop.
Say it with your whole chest. If you don't believe this, fix your heart.
Trans rights are human rights
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Say it with your whole chest. If you don't believe this, fix your heart.
I'm here for this.
Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan
YouTube video by Super Cassette - Topic
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November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm here for this.
Having one of those moments where I really want a cat again, but I've resigned myself to not doing that in our current home. So I'm just feeling sad instead.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Having one of those moments where I really want a cat again, but I've resigned myself to not doing that in our current home. So I'm just feeling sad instead.
I was less than 10 feet from Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter tonight, and Keanu made eye contact with me after smiling at my shirt.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I was less than 10 feet from Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter tonight, and Keanu made eye contact with me after smiling at my shirt.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
@lookitup.baby you were right that the show was incredible. Just absolutely brilliant.
Today isn't the best day I've had, but I'm feeling pretty darn good and it's nice to be able to grasp those positive moments. Strong rec for others to do the same, in this absolute hell world.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Today isn't the best day I've had, but I'm feeling pretty darn good and it's nice to be able to grasp those positive moments. Strong rec for others to do the same, in this absolute hell world.
I could never live here, but damn do I enjoy visiting Manhattan. NYC is one hell of a city. Good to be back.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I could never live here, but damn do I enjoy visiting Manhattan. NYC is one hell of a city. Good to be back.
I always feel like I'm simultaneously unprepared and dramatically overpacked any time I travel and it's kinda horseshit.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I always feel like I'm simultaneously unprepared and dramatically overpacked any time I travel and it's kinda horseshit.
I don't know who decided it's a good idea for laptops to start being built with riveted metal plates keeping the keyboard attached to the housing, but I want to find them and shake the absolute hell out of them.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I don't know who decided it's a good idea for laptops to start being built with riveted metal plates keeping the keyboard attached to the housing, but I want to find them and shake the absolute hell out of them.
Ghost energy drink has an "original" flavor, and it tastes like somebody tried to recreate Red Bull from memory and failed. Which is actually a good thing, in that it's better than Red Bull. But a bad thing, in that nobody should want the taste of Red Bull.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ghost energy drink has an "original" flavor, and it tastes like somebody tried to recreate Red Bull from memory and failed. Which is actually a good thing, in that it's better than Red Bull. But a bad thing, in that nobody should want the taste of Red Bull.
The level of mental exhaustion I'm feeling today is excessive, and I didn't even get paged. Computers were a mistake.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The level of mental exhaustion I'm feeling today is excessive, and I didn't even get paged. Computers were a mistake.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Midnight beta invites went out, and I'm weirdly not feeling FOMO about it. Not that I don't want to play, but the whole reduction in UI modding has actually made me feel like I'm more okay with just being casual.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Midnight beta invites went out, and I'm weirdly not feeling FOMO about it. Not that I don't want to play, but the whole reduction in UI modding has actually made me feel like I'm more okay with just being casual.
Took 40 years, but I can finally say I've seen the aurora firsthand. Barely visible with the human eye this far south and in a lot neighborhood, but the photo came out better than I expected.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Took 40 years, but I can finally say I've seen the aurora firsthand. Barely visible with the human eye this far south and in a lot neighborhood, but the photo came out better than I expected.
Immense respect to red teamers, and I envy the fuck out of you for not being put into the position of getting the adrenaline hit from an alert that screams "shit has been breached and everything is bad"
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Immense respect to red teamers, and I envy the fuck out of you for not being put into the position of getting the adrenaline hit from an alert that screams "shit has been breached and everything is bad"
Reposted by Jayme "Danger" Howard
I'm live now at twitch.tv/gnome_anne learning Starfinder so I can go to SPACE 🚀 (but you can also chat with me about #ttrpg in general, or ask about streaming, or whatever -- it's chill vibes)
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm live now at twitch.tv/gnome_anne learning Starfinder so I can go to SPACE 🚀 (but you can also chat with me about #ttrpg in general, or ask about streaming, or whatever -- it's chill vibes)
Oh good, either something I posted breached containment, or there's a new wave of spam follows going on because I've gotten 5 in the last 30 minutes when I normally get one a week or so.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oh good, either something I posted breached containment, or there's a new wave of spam follows going on because I've gotten 5 in the last 30 minutes when I normally get one a week or so.