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Lauren G
@gilliginandjuice.bsky.social
Married to my final boy, podcast addict, true crime aficionado, horror devourer, oddities obsessed, ooky spooky, animal lover, she/her.

🏳️‍🌈 Love is Love
🏳️‍⚧️ Protect Trans people
🚫 Fuck Nazis and fuck Fascism
🚫 No hate will be tolerated
✊ Resist
My husband made leftover stuffing waffles and I turned it into an opened faced turkey samich with all the fixings 🤤
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Christmas tree is up, Boner is a new addition with lots of Krampus ornaments up on there! And the Christmas cactus has been lit! It’s officially the season of Merry! And my lovely husband has made me a White Russian. So cozy!
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Got a tree, had some bloodys, hubby made leftover turkey sandwiches that were AMAZING! And now we’re watching Ken Burns’ The American Revolution. Glad I’m continuing my yearly tradition of not buying shit on Black Friday. (Except the tree, but that was local!)

#NoKings
#WeDontBuyIt
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was high enough by the end of cooking that I completely forgot to put out the cranberry sauce! No one noticed so I think I must have cooked a damn fine Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve! I hope everyone’s turkey comes out tasty, your sides are plentiful and you have uninvited any shitty family members who don’t respect your boundaries! 🦃🍻🙅🏻‍♀️

#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The Pitt season 2 comes out on 1/8! I can’t wait to rewatch season 1 for like the fourth time and then be sad that I have to watch season 2 week to week 😭

#ThePitt
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November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m checking in on this sweet little girl, Minnie, for the next few days while my friends are on vacation. She’s so grumpy but she really likes me! Look at that little tooth sticking out! 🥺

#Cats
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🤦🏻‍♀️
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Also as soon as the show ended, HBO decided to just start playing It Chapter One at the spot I had stopped at months ago. And (spoiler free) the show ended with a certain house and the movie picked up right as the kids said the name of the house. WTF HBO?

#WelcometoDerry
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November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
No context spoilers for #WelcometoDerry

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE
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November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’m rewatching True Blood and I feel so bad for Eddie 🧛‍♂️☹️
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Not cool bro

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Where have I heard music like this recently? 🤔

#TheLastDroveIn
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November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ah, I see what you did there 🤣

Like committing a crime in a Santa suit during SantaCon!

#TheLastDriveIn
A bright yellow jacket is the BEST attire for murdering someone

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A bright yellow jacket is the BEST attire for murdering someone

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Are they purchasing this art from Delia Deetz? (Someone is getting squished or impaled on that thing)

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Staying in bed under sedation sounds LOVELY

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Awwww that’s so cute they printed out a little man! Look at those boots!

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My mans is reminding me of another actor and it’s making me NUTS!

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That giant talon sculpture is delightful!

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I just watched Honey Don’t and while it was a weird ass movie with a very weird ass ending, I very much appreciate how fucking hot that one sex scene was 🥵 I think my brain melted 😂
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November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Getting pegged at Cracker Barrel (I might have to buy the glass, it’s so cute)
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“But in fact, today voters resoundingly rejected Trump and Trumpism, and tomorrow, politics will be a whole different game.”

🥹❤️‍🔥🥳
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The possibility that a certain character doesn’t experience fear makes me hope that they become BEST FRIENDS with Pennywise! Must be lonely being a fearing eating interplanetary spider monster. She just needs a friend! 🥰

#WelcometoDerry
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November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM