Gerry Sloan
@gerrysloan.bsky.social
Writer, archer, organiser, and as many other things as I can get away with.
Spotify said I was in the top 0.5% of listeners to women and indigenous voices this year
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Spotify said I was in the top 0.5% of listeners to women and indigenous voices this year
Another great year of listening, in the bag
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Another great year of listening, in the bag
Growing up in the North of Ireland, it’s important to learn the difference between ‘paramilitaries’, which the UK Govt does not like, and ‘paratroopers’, which they LOVE.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Growing up in the North of Ireland, it’s important to learn the difference between ‘paramilitaries’, which the UK Govt does not like, and ‘paratroopers’, which they LOVE.
Gerry Lore: I got 1/2 of a song dedication from Phoebe Bridgers when she played ‘Kyoto’ and asked if there were any dads in the audience, as that song was ‘for the dads’.
But being a Phoebe Bridgers show, there were only two of us in the whole place. And it’s a song about a dad that sucked.
But being a Phoebe Bridgers show, there were only two of us in the whole place. And it’s a song about a dad that sucked.
July 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Gerry Lore: I got 1/2 of a song dedication from Phoebe Bridgers when she played ‘Kyoto’ and asked if there were any dads in the audience, as that song was ‘for the dads’.
But being a Phoebe Bridgers show, there were only two of us in the whole place. And it’s a song about a dad that sucked.
But being a Phoebe Bridgers show, there were only two of us in the whole place. And it’s a song about a dad that sucked.
I’m stuck trying to write a novel, launch two podcasts, write comedy material, and get a band going all at the same time and begging my blossoming midlife crisis to just pick one and stick to it
July 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’m stuck trying to write a novel, launch two podcasts, write comedy material, and get a band going all at the same time and begging my blossoming midlife crisis to just pick one and stick to it
Zohran Mamdani, my country, England, yearns for freedom
June 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Zohran Mamdani, my country, England, yearns for freedom
Now that enough people are saving sex for marriage it’s time to launch Marriage Plus, our premium monthly marriage subscription. Sex is now only available to Marriage Plus subscribers, who also receive:
- no 20-minute limit on sofa cuddle time while watching tv
- 1 affair with 1 coworker per year
- no 20-minute limit on sofa cuddle time while watching tv
- 1 affair with 1 coworker per year
June 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Now that enough people are saving sex for marriage it’s time to launch Marriage Plus, our premium monthly marriage subscription. Sex is now only available to Marriage Plus subscribers, who also receive:
- no 20-minute limit on sofa cuddle time while watching tv
- 1 affair with 1 coworker per year
- no 20-minute limit on sofa cuddle time while watching tv
- 1 affair with 1 coworker per year
Trying to convince reactionaries that ‘Kill The Boer’ is actually a song for red-blooded British patriots who remember the Boer War of 1899
May 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trying to convince reactionaries that ‘Kill The Boer’ is actually a song for red-blooded British patriots who remember the Boer War of 1899
But *I’m* Gerry. Why does your lingerie have my name on it? Why are you wearing my lingerie give it back
January 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
But *I’m* Gerry. Why does your lingerie have my name on it? Why are you wearing my lingerie give it back
My wife is furious with me but I maintain I didn’t do anything wrong, AITA
December 25, 2024 at 12:49 PM
My wife is furious with me but I maintain I didn’t do anything wrong, AITA
Our CEOs are in danger - they’re being gunned down in the street! Until this threat has passed we have to hide them somewhere the assassins can’t reach them: a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
December 5, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Our CEOs are in danger - they’re being gunned down in the street! Until this threat has passed we have to hide them somewhere the assassins can’t reach them: a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
Hey, are you ok? You seem like you’re having a hard time. Do you want to cower in this bunker with me? I’ve got space for maybe like three more cowerers in here
December 2, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Hey, are you ok? You seem like you’re having a hard time. Do you want to cower in this bunker with me? I’ve got space for maybe like three more cowerers in here
I need to get this account up and running as fast as I can, I just messaged my friend ‘it’s called raw milk because they milk it from the cow without wearing a condom’, this is NOT a sustainable shitposting alternative
November 30, 2024 at 9:10 AM
I need to get this account up and running as fast as I can, I just messaged my friend ‘it’s called raw milk because they milk it from the cow without wearing a condom’, this is NOT a sustainable shitposting alternative
Yeah fuck it man I just can’t with Elon any more. I’m here again. I’m planning to stay this time.
November 28, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Yeah fuck it man I just can’t with Elon any more. I’m here again. I’m planning to stay this time.
Another great year in the bag
November 29, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Another great year in the bag
Gerry’s #writing tips: writing takes a lot of energy and focus, so keep yourself healthy by drinking water, going for walks, and eating bones you found in the woods
November 26, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Gerry’s #writing tips: writing takes a lot of energy and focus, so keep yourself healthy by drinking water, going for walks, and eating bones you found in the woods
If we line it up right we could do an ‘England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland’ one of these that leaves everyone furious
November 25, 2023 at 2:55 PM
If we line it up right we could do an ‘England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland’ one of these that leaves everyone furious
"I hope this email finds you well"
How the email found me:
How the email found me:
November 22, 2023 at 4:09 PM
"I hope this email finds you well"
How the email found me:
How the email found me:
The Last Of Us II (2020)
November 22, 2023 at 4:03 PM
The Last Of Us II (2020)
Therapist: and is this ‘shapeshifter’ in the room with us right now?
Me, narrowing eyes at therapist: I hope not
Me, narrowing eyes at therapist: I hope not
November 22, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Therapist: and is this ‘shapeshifter’ in the room with us right now?
Me, narrowing eyes at therapist: I hope not
Me, narrowing eyes at therapist: I hope not
‘The Lion King is about grief’, ‘The Lion King is just Shakespeare’
NO
The Lion King is about leaving your hometown and then being unexpectedly reunited with your childhood best friend as adults and turns out you both got crazy hot
NO
The Lion King is about leaving your hometown and then being unexpectedly reunited with your childhood best friend as adults and turns out you both got crazy hot
November 22, 2023 at 4:01 PM
‘The Lion King is about grief’, ‘The Lion King is just Shakespeare’
NO
The Lion King is about leaving your hometown and then being unexpectedly reunited with your childhood best friend as adults and turns out you both got crazy hot
NO
The Lion King is about leaving your hometown and then being unexpectedly reunited with your childhood best friend as adults and turns out you both got crazy hot
Whoa, this museum has all my old novel manuscripts!
October 1, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Whoa, this museum has all my old novel manuscripts!
Me, trying to invent some sort of structure to allow me to walk from one floor of a building to a higher or lower floor
The divine Muses:
The divine Muses:
September 28, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Me, trying to invent some sort of structure to allow me to walk from one floor of a building to a higher or lower floor
The divine Muses:
The divine Muses:
Me: I wonder if I have any mobile signal here
My phone:
My phone:
September 27, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Me: I wonder if I have any mobile signal here
My phone:
My phone: