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gerrymc123.bsky.social
@gerrymc123.bsky.social
Leeds, Dundalk, Celtic and Ireland and tell bad jokes
I phoned the Rhetorical Society helpline, but I got no answer.
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just been charged £80 for protein powder.

That's whey overpriced.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
If I make you breakfast in bed, A simple' Thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Nonsense.
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reposted
The Leeds View Podcast: Steps In The Right Direction
youtu.be/lydWW7pzdJg
- Chelsea Review
- Liverpool Preview
- Elland Road Work ?
With Paul Brooker @theleedstherapy.bsky.social
#lufc #leeds #leedsunited #epl #PremierLeague #podcast
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My mate is trying to learn to be a more sensitive lover. He got a DVD on how to improve foreplay technique.

He said it was really good but he had to fast forward through the boring bit at the beginning.
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
A nose walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman says "sorry I can't serve you". The nose says "why not?" And the barman says "because you are off your face"
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Reposted
The Leeds View Podcast: Male or Break ?
youtu.be/KPvKX-JmVWY
- Man City Debrief
- The Guardian Article
- Chelsea Preview
With Paul and Gerry
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #49ers #podcast
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can’t get into my acupuncture account?

I think I've lost my pin.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ahem.....it is traditional for me at this time of year to say the following……The days of Advent calendars are numbered.........you’re welcome Coming soon “The Chris Rea” joke
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I've just finished my degree in sandwich fillings…

I do my final eggs ham tomorrow.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I’ve just failed my ventriloquist exam.
I can't say I'm surprised.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
At my friend's wedding, every time he tried to speak, someone got up and said "Raise your Glasses".
I regret buying them that pop-up toaster.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Sad to hear that Pins & Needles magazine has folded due to poor circulation.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Reposted
This Weeks Leeds View Podcast Is Live
youtu.be/INDlt8EF8u8
Thanks to Paul and Gerry as always.
@theleedstherapy.bsky.social @gerrymc123.bsky.social
#lufc #leedsunited #epl #premierleague #49ers
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I scrapped ice of the car windscreen with my Tesco club card this morning……I got 10% of it off!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music. ☎️
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
His wife said she was leaving him because of his infatuation with metomorphsois but he said he could change
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
My mate makes plastic letters for toilet doors…

He's certainly got an I for the ladies.
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Two competitors from the World Tag Championships were taken to hospital. Although they are fine now, experts said it was touch and go for a while.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My indoor clothes dryer broke this morning..

It was the end of an airer.
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I went on holiday with BA last year but it was terrible...

The whole way to the airport he kept on saying, "You crazy fool, I ain't getting on no plane.”
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The inventor of the snooze button has passed away.

His funeral will take place tomorrow at 8:00am, 8:06am, 8:11am, 8:13am, and 8:14am
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Saw a clown doing sit-ups…….how funny things work out.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
There’s a lad in our office called Celsius who recently left so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him…

He’s the new temp.
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM