geothebio ✨🔪
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jaymee/geo
artist, dog owner, and garlic bread expert (30, she/they)
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📍Michigan
http://ko-fi.com/geothebio
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youtube.com/geothebio
http://geothebio.com
artist, dog owner, and garlic bread expert (30, she/they)
🚫NO AI🚫 Commissions closed!
📍Michigan
http://ko-fi.com/geothebio
geothebio.storenvy.com
youtube.com/geothebio
http://geothebio.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
it's like my car can sense the snow and freezing rain in the forecast, because of course i need new windshield wipers again 🙃
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
it's like my car can sense the snow and freezing rain in the forecast, because of course i need new windshield wipers again 🙃
absolutely nothing more thrilling than ordering new supplies from jetpens
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
absolutely nothing more thrilling than ordering new supplies from jetpens
make sure to leave cookies and milk out for the fallout 76 devs tonight
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
make sure to leave cookies and milk out for the fallout 76 devs tonight
all storenvy orders have been shipped, thank you for shopping at a small business this weekend! also, sorry to the person whose order i accidentally cancelled, i meant to hit ship but i absolutely fat fingered it and hit cancel lmao it’s still on the way
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
all storenvy orders have been shipped, thank you for shopping at a small business this weekend! also, sorry to the person whose order i accidentally cancelled, i meant to hit ship but i absolutely fat fingered it and hit cancel lmao it’s still on the way
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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every time instagram tells me i can’t use more than five hashtags on a post
a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .
ALT: a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .
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December 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
every time instagram tells me i can’t use more than five hashtags on a post
there needs to be some sort of scientific study on why as soon as customers step foot into the establishment they act like it’s suddenly their first day on earth and they can’t do anything for themselves
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
there needs to be some sort of scientific study on why as soon as customers step foot into the establishment they act like it’s suddenly their first day on earth and they can’t do anything for themselves
my root canals are paid off woooooo 🎉
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
my root canals are paid off woooooo 🎉
today’s random cookie experiment: cinnamon bun thumbprint cookies
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
today’s random cookie experiment: cinnamon bun thumbprint cookies
grocery list 🍖🍌 i'm having a blast with the wood/lino cut style! #tattooflash #portfolio #digitalart
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
grocery list 🍖🍌 i'm having a blast with the wood/lino cut style! #tattooflash #portfolio #digitalart
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
as somebody who has had two root canals and a lot of other dental work, i can officially tell you that handling my parents’ health insurance is worse than two root canals
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
as somebody who has had two root canals and a lot of other dental work, i can officially tell you that handling my parents’ health insurance is worse than two root canals
walking into trader joe's and not being able to eat half the shit there because it's crunchy is such a bummer man
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
walking into trader joe's and not being able to eat half the shit there because it's crunchy is such a bummer man
me out here in rural michigan delivering pizza during hunting season
a man in a cape is flying through the air
ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air
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November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
me out here in rural michigan delivering pizza during hunting season
wanted to try a wood/lino cut type of style, and it was fun! 🥕 #portfolio #tattooflash
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
wanted to try a wood/lino cut type of style, and it was fun! 🥕 #portfolio #tattooflash
god i wish i were a fly on the wall in the south park writer’s room right now
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
god i wish i were a fly on the wall in the south park writer’s room right now
thinking about all the crunchy food i can’t eat for 4 more weeks
a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
ALT: a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
thinking about all the crunchy food i can’t eat for 4 more weeks
can’t eat crunchy food till mid december because my dentist had wrist surgery
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
can’t eat crunchy food till mid december because my dentist had wrist surgery
i’m seriously considering getting my old 2015 macbook pro refurbished simply because i loved and i miss that laptop so badly
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i’m seriously considering getting my old 2015 macbook pro refurbished simply because i loved and i miss that laptop so badly
sometimes living out in the country i still feel like a disgruntled downstairs neighbor because have to bang on the ceiling with a broom handle to get the raccoon on my roof the shut the fuck up at midnight
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
sometimes living out in the country i still feel like a disgruntled downstairs neighbor because have to bang on the ceiling with a broom handle to get the raccoon on my roof the shut the fuck up at midnight
is fallout monster factory returning??? hold the fuck up
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
is fallout monster factory returning??? hold the fuck up
speaking of dogs, Ginger’s stitches have completely healed up and she’s starting to feel more like herself now!
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
speaking of dogs, Ginger’s stitches have completely healed up and she’s starting to feel more like herself now!
once again here to bang on bethesda’s windows and ask them to add a dachshund dog to the pets section
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
once again here to bang on bethesda’s windows and ask them to add a dachshund dog to the pets section
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you
i would even take it as a reward for next year’s fasnacht PLEASE add some other kinds of dogs i beg you