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georgiametaldad.bsky.social
Georgia Metal Dad
@georgiametaldad.bsky.social
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Husband. Father of five. Metalhead. Liberal. Feminist. LGBT ally. Meat industry professional. Army vet. Sports fan. Stupid sense of humor.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 1d
No, that’s the snot from the Mucinex commercials
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 1d
This is who I immediately thought of, too.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
The fan base would revolt. You don’t trade somebody that high value because they “deserve better.” Unless we’re talking a 3 firsts and 2 seconds kind of return, that’s not happening.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
If you need cheering up, remember this:

Charlie Kirk is worm food!
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
I bet he could really soak.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
The Astrodome is still there?
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
The equivalent of her at the Olympics would be my 51 year-old ass lining up at running back in an NFL game.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Newcastle really said “But like, who can we get that’s even more annoying than Bruno?”
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
He’s really ready to get behind the wheel. Put the pedal to the metal, so to speak. He has the drive. There’s a chance he crashes out, though.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Goddamn she is an absolute smokeshow.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
I’m not asking him to be Yamal. I’m asking him to be Henry.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Well give them Jakobi for three firsts and Kayvon.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
That had to have been a scorigami, right?
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Should’ve never made 4, tbh.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
They’re not concerned with stadiums and things of that nature.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah, but nobody gives a fuck about the Club World Cup.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
The large group of people protecting child molesters isn’t going to all of the sudden find morality to stop gerrymandering.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah if we get another goddamn Eagles-Chiefs Super Bowl, I’m gonna puke.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 3d
Two copies of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium?
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 3d
How that abomination assumed the name of the Halloween franchise I’ll never know.

That being said, it was my first thought reading the post, too. Rent free since I was in high school.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 3d
Looks like he’s gonna try to convince us what a great time a hostel in an Eastern European country is.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 3d
I’ll take a giant dump on Chuck’s grave, that’s just as good.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 4d
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 4d
Tommy thinks the boogeyman is under the bed
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 5d
That dude will be worm chow in four years.