​We are banning books in schools but doing nothing about the fact that kids can't read them anyway because the education system is collapsing. It’s like putting a padlock on an empty fridge.
#polisky #maga #democrat #gop #resistance

​The same people terrified of drag queens reading books to kids are perfectly fine with 12-year-olds working in meatpacking plants. Apparently, sequins are dangerous, but industrial machinery is just character building. Make it make sense.
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#genx #humor #dumpsterfire #zombieapocalypse #polisky #millennials #genz #okboomer

​My political affiliation is currently Exhausted. I don’t want a revolution. I don't want to Make America Great Again. I just want to go one single week without seeing a headline that makes me question the viability of the human species.
#polisky #democrat #maga #genx

​We have leaders deciding the future of AI who still print out their emails and need help changing the TV input to HDMI 2. Maybe we shouldn't let people who won't be here for the consequences make all the long-term decisions.
#polisky #democrats #maga #genx

​Everyone is screaming about Woke or Anti-Woke. Meanwhile, a carton of eggs costs as much as a Honda Civic used to. Can we maybe pause the culture war for five minutes and focus on the class war we’re actively losing?
#polisky #democrats #maga

Gen X isn’t cynical because we’re mean. We’re cynical because we were promised flying cars and got microplastics in our bloodstreams instead. We’re just managing expectations at this point.
#genx #dumpsterfire

​I grew up in an era where conspiracy theorist meant you thought aliens landed in Roswell. Now it means you’re a member of Congress who thinks wind turbines cause whale depression. I miss the fun crazy; this new scary crazy is exhausting.
#democrat #republican #maga #congress #genx #polisky