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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

She is; tell her we said hi

General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

Glad we could give you a thrill and a bump, which is what @liddybarlow.bsky.social did for us last night (also a tickle)

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

You’re such a thoughtful ex 🥹

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

❤️🦝 it’s good to be able to do a conscious unthroupling

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

We can’t wait to see how much queerer you are in 3 years

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

Also now you can delete Bluesky because we won’t be back for 3 years and we’re the only reason you downloaded it anyways

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

When you do shrooms, we will be there.

In the feedback of every screeching microphone, we will be there.

We are never far from any one of you.

So please keep dropping snacks.

We’ll see you in Cleveland in 2028.

Yours, truly,
Scooter, Bandit, and Pickles

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

But we are not leaving you—not really.

When you drop a local delicacy on the floor, we will be there.

When you sit through a painfully long committee meeting that you’re only somewhat sure will do anything at all, we will be there.

When you dare to say Pennsylvania, we will be there.

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

And with that, we make our way back up in to the air ducts of the Kansas City Convention Center, snuggled up with our prayer shawls and leftover huckleberry taffy and the flavored dental dams that you freaks didn’t use, to sleep the sleep of the just.

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

Our apologies—our eyes were too glazed with tears at your departure that we tagged an imposter. @rushans.bsky.social you will always be our moderator.

And other Rushan, you will always wonder what on earth you just got tagged into

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 16

There is so much we will miss about Kansas City, like the discarded nipple pasties on the walk up 13th ave

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

No one left them for us but we did take some because the nice lady at the prayer shawl booth said that they’re for everyone

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

If there are any chaplains who can help us process our grief over @rushanshekar.bsky.social no longer being the moderator of #uccsynod please meet us at the fourth trashcan from the back 😭😭😭😭

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

YESSSSS PARLIAMENTARIANS @revterrywilliams.bsky.social #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

The return of the sparkle blazer reminds us of the sparkle of the night sky. The time when the trash cans go out 🌙 🦝🦝🦝

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

[not a joke]

Deeply grateful for all the General Synod Program and Planning Committee, and the Local Arrangements Committee, and everyone else who makes it possible for us to make bad jokes like it is our job for a few days

Couldn’t do it without you

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

Serve with the help of God and KEEEEEVINNNNNNN PEEEEETTTTTEERRRRSOONNMM who helps us all

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

“Not to think of yourself more highly than you ought,” unless you’ve visited the shrooms table, in which case, you have no choice but to think of yourself highly

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

@rushans.bsky.social we’re not ready to see you go!

#uccsynod

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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · Jul 15

Soon, we might see his Cleve-age. #UCCSynod #OurWholeLives

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

LFG

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

Guy who loves Cleveland stripping off a range of favorite Cleveland t shirts, preparing to invite everyone on stage into a Cleveland-themed strip tease

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

Coastal elite delegates currently googling “where is Cleveland”

#uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

Judging by the sighs throughout the conference hall, people are *disappointed* to hear that Synod 36 is in Cleveland, but people from Heartland conference still dance to “Cleveland rocks”

#uccsynpd

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · Jul 15

Canada is promising to come alongside the UCC. We’re hoping they bring salmon for us #uccsynod

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