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Emmet

@gearstationoficial.bsky.social

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He/Him Subway Master for Nimbasa's Battle Subway Strawpage: https://gearstationoficial.straw.page Death Count: 1 Food Poisoning Count: 1 (Contains Dark Themes) (RP/PARODY ACCOUNT) (also blows up pr0shippers with my mind)

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Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · Jun 26

「FOLLOW THE RULES, SAFE DRIVING, EVERYBODY SMILE!」

∇ INDIE SUBWAY BOSS EMMET ∇

∇ PENNED BY #NOIRSTRUCK ∇
∇ #POKEMONRP | #PKMNRP | #POKERP | #MVRP | #RPSKY ∇

a cartoon character is holding a microphone with a green laser behind him

Alt: a gif of subway boss emmet speaking into a kind of microphone

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Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 2h

Mokou Why Else Would You Post This???

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 2h

IS SOMEBODY PROPOSING???

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 2h

ooc: they don't know how to pay you rent or they would

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 3h

I Am Not Interested In Anyone's Ass.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 4h

ooc:

stock image of someone holding out a hand

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 4h

I will be blunt. It is an absolutely abhorrent first impression.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 5h

Perhaps we could shop for some items to be at home enrichment for all the new pokemon around. If you had not gotten a chance to do that before.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 6h

Somehow. Crustle managed to get stuck in one of the cabinets.

I didn't think he could even fit in there.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 6h

Also Annie would not be happy.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 6h

Did this have to be the first thing I see from you.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 6h

I would joke about biting the mailman. I think you might get sick if you do though.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 7h

[This was probably one of the better ways it could have gone.]

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 8h

...I agree with Her. You are not a Bad person.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 8h

[Emmet offers a hand to Ingo, after coming close.]

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 9h

I can carry if you would like!

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 9h

(NC)

That does not mean it will feel any better.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 9h

That sounds nice.

[Emmet nods.]

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 9h

(NC)

Apparently life got worse after you did this.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 10h

[...Emmet has no idea. He knows the information will have to come out eventually though.]

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 14h

I am Emmet.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 14h

ooc: big fan of the 4th one... her excitement.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 14h

Mailman.

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 1d

[Emmet also looks kind of awkward.]

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 1d

[Emmet looks outside and just nods.]

Emmet @gearstationoficial.bsky.social · 1d

Hm. Perhaps noodles. We can head back to Unova. Go to this place that is quite good!