jacob (festive edition)
@gaycob2.bsky.social
greedy-guts type
Manchester, 🏳️🌈, he/him, 🍉
Manchester, 🏳️🌈, he/him, 🍉
Pinned
I have no sympathy for you. This viewpoint is mainly because you still are a slim guy (and very attractive). You greedy-guts types have life easy. I despise you as much as I admire you. Please be assured that I have no intention of swearing as that would be plainly rude. Have a peaceful day.
Confirmed skinny thank you Gajep
I keep getting this offer and it’s cracking me up. UK to Armenia via Bogotá???
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I keep getting this offer and it’s cracking me up. UK to Armenia via Bogotá???
T-minus 10 days until I get to leave this godforsaken rock
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
T-minus 10 days until I get to leave this godforsaken rock
Got it up to 3/4. Mummy won’t be tired ok arrival now x
Australia flights booked, they only had rewards upgrades on 1/4 legs which sucks but at least I know the final flight will be comfy
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Got it up to 3/4. Mummy won’t be tired ok arrival now x
Did we ever find out who Claire Obscure was?
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Did we ever find out who Claire Obscure was?
Have to go to the hinterlands tomorrow to play rugby
a bus with the license plate 59pv12 is driving down a road
ALT: a bus with the license plate 59pv12 is driving down a road
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Have to go to the hinterlands tomorrow to play rugby
1kg left to 100kg and I’m finally starting to see a difference
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
1kg left to 100kg and I’m finally starting to see a difference
Spotify said I was 52. If you need me I’ll be looking into funeral plans and cheap local care homes
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Spotify said I was 52. If you need me I’ll be looking into funeral plans and cheap local care homes
There must be a fleeting period whilst on a medieval torture rack where the stretch feels real good
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
There must be a fleeting period whilst on a medieval torture rack where the stretch feels real good
Lowest weight I’ve recorded since I was 18!
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Lowest weight I’ve recorded since I was 18!
Salary sacrifice pension tax raid jsut feels spiteful at this point
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Salary sacrifice pension tax raid jsut feels spiteful at this point
My flat is so hot I’ve had to open all the windows because I’m overheating. Modern energy efficient buildings are atrocious
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My flat is so hot I’ve had to open all the windows because I’m overheating. Modern energy efficient buildings are atrocious
Why is getting Lily Allen tickets so bloody hard?
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Why is getting Lily Allen tickets so bloody hard?
Going back to my parents’ really makes me realise how disgusting the water tastes in Manchester
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Going back to my parents’ really makes me realise how disgusting the water tastes in Manchester
It actually does work because I’m overheating to an insane degree in this hot tub
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It actually does work because I’m overheating to an insane degree in this hot tub
Jsut rounding up my huskies for the sled, anyone want anything from the shops?
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Jsut rounding up my huskies for the sled, anyone want anything from the shops?
What’s the point in all this chest hair if I’m still fucking freezing?
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
What’s the point in all this chest hair if I’m still fucking freezing?
Northamptonshire proudly presents the most boring breakfast possible, Weetabix
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Northamptonshire proudly presents the most boring breakfast possible, Weetabix
Almost everyone in my section of the train carriage had a little nap during the journey this evening, like being at a slumber party
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Almost everyone in my section of the train carriage had a little nap during the journey this evening, like being at a slumber party
Well, I’m here
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Well, I’m here
Have to go to London tomorrow for work
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Have to go to London tomorrow for work
I have reevaluated Wingstop from a 1/5 to a 2.5/5. No further comments at this time x
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have reevaluated Wingstop from a 1/5 to a 2.5/5. No further comments at this time x
Australia flights booked, they only had rewards upgrades on 1/4 legs which sucks but at least I know the final flight will be comfy
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Australia flights booked, they only had rewards upgrades on 1/4 legs which sucks but at least I know the final flight will be comfy
The amount of religious bullshit from the contestants in the latest episodes of Squid Game is making the show tedious to watch
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The amount of religious bullshit from the contestants in the latest episodes of Squid Game is making the show tedious to watch
The Incredibles 2 would be 100% improved if the twist villain wasn’t literally called Evil Endeavour, which ruins the plot 15 minutes in
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Incredibles 2 would be 100% improved if the twist villain wasn’t literally called Evil Endeavour, which ruins the plot 15 minutes in
Friction burns all over my face and ears from being rammed between two men’s legs repeatedly for 80 minutes
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Friction burns all over my face and ears from being rammed between two men’s legs repeatedly for 80 minutes