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@gaycob2.bsky.social

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greedy-guts type Manchester, 🏳️‍🌈, he/him, 🍉

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jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · Jul 28

Confirmed skinny thank you Gajep

Gajep. @gajep.bsky.social · Jul 28

I have no sympathy for you. This viewpoint is mainly because you still are a slim guy (and very attractive). You greedy-guts types have life easy. I despise you as much as I admire you. Please be assured that I have no intention of swearing as that would be plainly rude. Have a peaceful day.

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9h

I’m also h***y 24/7 which is suboptimal

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9h

Had to put my testosterone injections back to three times a week instead of two and it’s making my tummy sore all the time :(

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 2d

Jane Fairfax and Emma should have settled it with a fistfight in the Highbury town hall

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t sleep and I keep thinking about how good Andor was

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 6d

I’m the only one at Marina Abramović not dressed in all black with a bob cut

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 6d

Reported for libel and hate speech x

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 7d

You giving advice on cleanliness?

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

Which are you?

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

vs the photos I take of Keiran (I don’t know how to use a film camera properly)

fnaf 2 video cam

deeply underexposed image of a handsome man

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

My hummous got swapped out for caramelised onion hummous in the shopping delivery.

This stuff is inedibly bad, I cannot see who the target audience is. It tastes like it’s gone off and it smells even worse

(Two pots swapped, both in date, both the same so unlikely it was rancid)

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

Incorrect Jimmy

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

I wish it was longer but it’s very fun. I would also like to try Peans now

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

(It’s milk)

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

I quite literally could not explain this game to anyone who hasn’t played it

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

*FASCISM not facial 🫨

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 9d

Brat summer was kind of like our Weimar era when you look at the rise of facial during and since

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 11d

I then went on to sprain my ankle and also concuss on of the opposition with my own head.

Physically I am in bits right now

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 11d

Still impressed by the fella who got tackled next to me earlier and on his way down managed to kick me square in the sternum

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 13d

I love voting no on everything in shareholder votes jsut to fuck with them

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 13d

I should bald her

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 13d

The oracle has deemed death by pear

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 13d

Oops, that’s on me. 1/5 was my review haha

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 13d

No one asked but the new Taylor Swift album is egregiously dull.

Not a single song making any sort of impression outside of being generic slow pop, they all blend together into a softly sung mush.

Also ‘Actually Romantic’ is unnecessarily mean spirited.

1/5

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 14d

can’t sleep because it’s too hot for a duvet but too cold for a blanket

jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 16d

Canned!