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Gary Gastelu 🇺🇸
@garygastelu.bsky.social
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New #WeirdCarBluesky challenge!

What is the smallest "trunk" with an emergency release?

I've seen some tiny frunk compartments with them. Probably smaller than the Ram Box.

Pics, or it didn't happen.
I wonder how long this YouTube ad buy was for
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🤔
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Too legit to list
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Escalade-V exhaust

Your neighbors will love you
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Lens flare is unacceptable on a global broadcast
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You’re a guaranteed loser when your two favorite teams are playing
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The only way to Christmas

(Not the same car)
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Allegedly the 27th best pizza in the world

Let’s see about that …
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Batman juxtaposition is just amazing

www.darkhorizons.com/why-justin-l...
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
*technically
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The reason so many turkeys stink is because you can't get good at something doing it once a year. If you're hosting Thanksgiving, try a couple of practice birds in the months leading up to it. At least cook an Oven Stuffer Roaster chicken now and then!
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That doesn’t look like @bozitatarevic.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Rarer than a Bigfoot sighting
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Of course Santa is a RAM MAN
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is this week’s test car a turkey or all gravy?
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Amazing Basque dinner tonight including possibly the best steak I ever had
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I rewatched My Cousin Vinny the other night and I think we need a YouTube channel featuring @themarisatomei.bsky.social dishing out car repair tips as Mona Lisa Vito
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Impressive, considering this is adjusted to $US 😂
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Oh, no! We're being denied another ridiculously powerful and expensive three-row electric SUV! And just before the holidays!

www.carsdirect.com/deals-articl...
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I don't remember, why were people so stoked about Stellantis in March 2024?
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I hate when finishing a TV show feels like homework
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Slate is literally a turkey and I'm dying
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Replacing the Pathfinder with a BOF SUV is one of the dumbest ideas I've heard this year, automotive or otherwise

Adding a BOF SUV alongside it is an entirely different matter

www.thedrive.com/news/nissan-...
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Of course it’s a Benz
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not buying new things you don’t need is now considered hoarding?

How device hoarding by Americans is costing economy www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM