Reader, it gets worse. That isn't even canon. It's only in my story.
I'm writing today before the turkey trot.
Reader, it gets worse. That isn't even canon. It's only in my story.
I'm writing today before the turkey trot.
Oliver: I'm going to mope and take shrooms.
Me: No, no, no! That is not--stop!
Oliver: I'm going to mope and take shrooms.
Me: No, no, no! That is not--stop!
Friend: Are you going to wait to watch it?
Me: Of course not, I'm watching it at 3 a.m. I'll rewatch with you later.
Friend: Are you going to wait to watch it?
Me: Of course not, I'm watching it at 3 a.m. I'll rewatch with you later.