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Garry

Garry

@garryjgray.bsky.social

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A #NZ born, #QLDER #LivingTheDream in #Sydney with the FPM. Co-founder of 2 amazing people. A love of #Tech, #Travel #Humour #Rugby #WRC #F1 #Leadership & #Sports. Winner of 3 #Rugby World Cups… tipping comps. Views are my own. #QueeNZlander

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Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 27

If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 27

Today doesn’t wait. Why should you? Go make it legendary.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 27

A lot of women say their husband’s never listen to them.

I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 27

l just saw some idiot at the gym put his water bottle in the pringle holder on the treadmill.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 27

My body is not a temple, it is a church.

Full of wine, bread and guilt!

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 26

Last night, I had a horrifying dream that disco was actually making a comeback.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 26

Studies show 100% of people who drink water… eventually die.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 26

(Insert yours below) positive mindset answers only

"Life got better when..."

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

Good morning! Today is a blank page, it’s your opportunity to write something bold, kind, and unforgettable. Make the most of it!

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

I have never been the type to want to fit in, I will sit alone if I have too.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy.

However there is a case to be made for a
"Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

You might not know this, but jet lag is just your body refusing to accept your poor life choices.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

Today I started a 28 day no swearing challenge.

Which I will restart tomorrow.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

Ancient philosophers believed that if you close your eyes, it gets dark.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

Japanese Wisdom:
• If it's not yours, don't take it.
• If it's not right, don't do it.
• If it's not true, don't say it.
• If you don't know, be quiet.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

If you don't hear from me...

It's because I don't hear from you, it works both ways!

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

Growing old is a privilege, not a burden. I’ve known too many who never made it this far to take it for granted.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

Whoever put the "s" in fastfood is a marketing genius.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 25

My body knows how old I am, my mind simply refuses to accept that!

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 24

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.

I'll never forget the first time, at school, when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French!

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 24

It's not procrastination if I never had any intention of doing it in the first place.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 23

Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned!

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 23

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Garry @garryjgray.bsky.social · Aug 23

It is said in ancient China, “He who asks ‘Are we there yet?’ has not yet arrived.”