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Garry
@garryjgray.bsky.social
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A #NZ born, #QLDER #LivingTheDream in #Sydney with the FPM. Co-founder of 2 amazing people. A love of #Tech, #Travel #Humour #Rugby #WRC #F1 #Leadership & #Sports. Winner of 3 #Rugby World Cups… tipping comps. Views are my own. #QueeNZlander
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.
Today doesn’t wait. Why should you? Go make it legendary.
A lot of women say their husband’s never listen to them.

I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.
l just saw some idiot at the gym put his water bottle in the pringle holder on the treadmill.
My body is not a temple, it is a church.

Full of wine, bread and guilt!
Last night, I had a horrifying dream that disco was actually making a comeback.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Studies show 100% of people who drink water… eventually die.
(Insert yours below) positive mindset answers only

"Life got better when..."
Good morning! Today is a blank page, it’s your opportunity to write something bold, kind, and unforgettable. Make the most of it!
If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.
I have never been the type to want to fit in, I will sit alone if I have too.
While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy.

However there is a case to be made for a
"Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well.
You might not know this, but jet lag is just your body refusing to accept your poor life choices.
Today I started a 28 day no swearing challenge.

Which I will restart tomorrow.
Ancient philosophers believed that if you close your eyes, it gets dark.
Japanese Wisdom:
• If it's not yours, don't take it.
• If it's not right, don't do it.
• If it's not true, don't say it.
• If you don't know, be quiet.
If you don't hear from me...

It's because I don't hear from you, it works both ways!
Growing old is a privilege, not a burden. I’ve known too many who never made it this far to take it for granted.
Whoever put the "s" in fastfood is a marketing genius.
My body knows how old I am, my mind simply refuses to accept that!
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.

I'll never forget the first time, at school, when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French!
It's not procrastination if I never had any intention of doing it in the first place.
Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit sned!
Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.
It is said in ancient China, “He who asks ‘Are we there yet?’ has not yet arrived.”