Gareth Penn
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"Those who cannot remember George Santayana are condemned to misquote him." I asked a tour guide at San Simeon if the madonna above the main entrance of La Casa Grande was the one Dorothy Parker had written about, and he said, "Who's Dorothy Parker?"
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Trump can't go to San Francisco because his combover is too thin to support the flowers he needs to have in his hair (see Time cover photo).
The three of them are too much for the tractor beam. Trump will have to lose a hundred pounds.
A 53-year-old woman was arrested in Alabama for lewd conduct because she was wearing a penis suit. I wish I could be in court when she's arraigned.
"Anything I don't like is inauthentic and wouldn't exist if some evil invisible entity hadn't interfered in my imaginary world to make it happen."
It's a good thing everybody didn't buy the inflatable penguin costume.
Oh, yeah? Then why do they call it ant-ifa?
They were so guilty that they deserved to be executed without a trial, but since they survived the execution, they must be innocent. We're making new law every day.
My SDA grandma was the sickliest person I ever knew. She looked as if the next puff of wind would blow her away, and she had a half dozen conditions that left her nearly disabled. My grandpa thought she would die and leave him all alone, so he put a bullet in his head. She died 12 years later.
Closing I-5 almost anywhere between Seattle and San Diego for three hours will inflict economic damage on a region that votes blue. For some reason, I can't help but think that's why they're doing it.
I'm in Seattle, where "Heat America" would make a good rally slogan (9° C and threatening rain).
Now I'm kicking myself for not buying stock in inflatable frog costume manufacturers.
Using government apparatus to shift wealth from one group to another is American when it benefits someone you like — including yourself — and Communist when it benefits anybody else.
But Santos is a Republican!
Hitler ordered the use of V-2 rockets to destroy the Remagen bridge to keep the AEF from using it. The army balked, saying the V-2 wasn't safe for use on domestic targets. Hitler had the last word. Of 11 V-2s fired, none hit the bridge but one hit the city of Köln and killed hundreds of civilians.
Too bad the sarcasm went over your head. But thanks for the venom anyway.
I don't think I've ever seen a Soros-funded dog before.
Will there be a follow-up event at Buckingham Palace?
You're both better looking than the Times.
The point is valid, but Nixon wasn't impeached.
Is there $50,000 in that bag?
There is a conflicting model: the Christopher Moltisanti intervention in The Sopranos. Like the Sopranos' Monopoly game, it degenerates into a slugfest.
If a short round blows up an SUV with children aboard, Hegseth will claim that it was a drug-smuggling vehicle.
The Russian flag is white-blue-red, not red-blue-white. You read a horizontal tricolor from the top down and a vertical tricolor from the flagpole out.