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jetticus homoeroticus

@garbagesexual.bsky.social

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he/him • transmasc fag • chicano • 25 cowboy lover of cows and boys [currently making things in pdx]

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · May 22

muppet cows mooodboard

a muppet of an anthropomorphic bull with light beige fur. its nose and eyelids are a light purple-grey, and has grey and black horns and hooves. they are wearing a black and white plaid flannel shirt, with a red paisley bandana tied around their neck. they appear to be standing in front of a shady tree

a simple muppet of a beige cow, with purple eyelids, light gray hair on its head, and purple upper eyelids. it has large dark eyes downturned at the outer corners, with long eyelashes.

a muppet of an anthropomorphic bull, the image is in black and white. he stands with his hands/hooves on his hips. he has a very large nose and lower lip, short white horns, and small-ish dark eyes. he is wearing an embroidered and gingham western shirt that is buttoned all the way up, and tucked into jeans with a simple western style belt.

a simple muppet of a beige cow, with warm brown spots around its eyes and freckle-like marking across its cheeks. its nose is a tan color, and its eyes are simple, round, and shiny. it has a slightly concerned expression, and is reared up on its hind legs with its front two legs outstretched forward, hooves together. it appears to be “holding” a length of taught yellow nylon rope that is taught, connected to something out of view to the right. the cow is dressed in a brown cowboy hat and brown cowboy costume-esque long sleeved outfit.

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 13h

says the one using an esoteric reaction gif punctuated with a casual “may god have mercy on your soul” 🙄 pick something to actually be upset about and make a salient point, or maybe just admit you can’t pick because none of it actually matters to you and you just want to be mad and hostile to people

jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 13h

a formal-ish vest style jumpsuit/romper can be super neutral and fun! if you’re worried about being cold and dont have a jacket to go over you can always put a turtleneck or dress shirt underneath

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sacred field 𓃖 @sacredfield.bsky.social · 21h

Sleepy:

Cow guy ready to go to bed: he's barely staying awake (anime snot bubble) and seems to be having a very nice dream.

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PIMP-alotti-RIZ @attyboy.bsky.social · 2d

One of the screenshots of all time

Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 2d

the @furrystudies.org conference is one of the more adorable academic conferences I've seen

YouTube live screenshot of a yellow (canine?) fursuiter at a podium

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 1d

balloon cow for your consideration

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Doris @birthdayprincess.bsky.social · 2d

HAPPY HALLOWEEN🎃🎃🎃 heres my new comic FANTASTIC FACES! Hope u all enjoy!!!! :DDDDD

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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · Oct 1

🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄

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Cashew @mintcashew.bsky.social · 15d

at the photobooth!!! ⭐️

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Momamo @momamo.bsky.social · 16d

Promptober 17: Alien Abduction

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Momamo @momamo.bsky.social · 22d

Promptober 12: "The Call is Coming from Inside the House"

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luke @ restock on Nov 16th! @earthen-were.bsky.social · 18d

Peelin' back the transmasc bull transfer 🐂

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 18d

the warm egg in question seasoned with kelp powder over mi goreng w spicy sautéed greens fresh from the garden and a healing kelp chicken broth
@doghead.bsky.social 👨‍🍳 always makes some of the best food i’ve ever had

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 19d

seattle is a beautiful place where i can lose my voice yelling over rob zombie kareoke about jungian archetypes and how they relate to both pro-wrestling and furry, and commit acts of vandalism on my way back to eat warm egg. heaven is a place on earth and sometimes that place is seattle washington

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 19d

filthy frank 🤝 vilmos zsigmond

jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 20d

huff

jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 20d

before we had filthy frank we had this

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 24d

nooo!! i will leave u some

jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 24d

i’ll bring u some when i’m up there next week 🤘🏼

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · 24d

*emperor x voice* 30,000

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26d

highland cattle have it figured out

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26d

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

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Girl_Poss @girlposs.bsky.social · Sep 27

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Deep Jungle Kamu 😵‍💫🌴 (in 🇧🇪 Belgium!) @hypno.bsky.social · Apr 27

How it feels to be hypnotized and swallowed by a snake

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Doris @birthdayprincess.bsky.social · Jul 13

I’m beef

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jetticus homoeroticus @garbagesexual.bsky.social · Oct 4

sometimes you have to get on an airplane very short notice but still get a lucky exit row window seat for a 5 hour flight, but maybe you will have to eat almonds at the same time as the stranger next to you reading ayn rand. entropy

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🪑 @0o0o000o0oo0.bsky.social · Sep 5

dear perverts please survive

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