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amandarin oranges (she/her)

@garbagefieri.bsky.social

18 followers 15 following 570 posts

i love horror movies, seventies rock music, baking, listening to podcasts about serial killers, memes, and my dude and kid.

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amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 6h

I strive to have as much fun as Sabrina Carpenter seems to be having at any point

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amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 7h

My stomach is trying to kill me

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 3d

I once cut my skin with a piece of broken glass on purpose. I cry watching Dancing with the Stars now.

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 3d

Nov 6 they get Baja blast pie

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amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 3d

fun and also helpful tip: if you talk to your kid like they're an adult (no baby talk basically once they're learning to speak) they will usually speak clearly and nicely because you've modeled how they will need to talk eventually. people tell me a lot how clearly and well my child speaks now 💖

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 4d

fighting for my life after I dared eat fast food

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 5d

I truly cannot stand when someone says something like "oh I saw a movie/heard a new song/went somewhere today." and then I have to ask, "which one/what/where?" just tell me the story immediately I don't want to ask follow up questions every time you talk

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 5d

I signed up for conferences for my kid today. Today I forgot the term 'disposable income' and instead called it bonus money. I also cried bc there was a bug in my bathroom. I didn't cry until after it was dead.

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 6d

i love my husband and i love this frog man he draws for me everywhere. he's named franklin

drawing of a frog on brightly colored paper with a long blurry note

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 6d

7 years ago I got married to my best friend next to the Mississippi and then got french fries and gin and tonics after. most of my favorite people were there and it was one of the best days of my life despite the chill and the cold my husband and I got the next day. ❤️

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 6d

no that's just men being entitled

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 6d

I got to snuggle a 6 month old today and I fear now I can do anything

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 8d

every night between 3 and 5 I wake up, sit up for at least an hour just on reddit and tiktok, then eventually I go back to sleep for an hour or two more. Every night.

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amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 8d

ICE is literally the secret police and no one cares except the people who can't do anything

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 10d

my baby had a baby and I'm so happy

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 11d

my sister is finally about to have her baby and I keep crying every few minutes

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 11d

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING OH MY GOSH

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 11d

hot take: the cult in Midsommar isn't that bad and I'd take a community of women exactly like them

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 12d

smoke alarm went off at 4 am so guess who's just awake now

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 12d

my child keeps coming up and kissing me all over and saying how much she loves me...keep in mind she also stepped on my forearm today

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 13d

I've thrown up twice now

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 14d

yes, this did make my stomach upset and no I didn't eat even half

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amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 15d

I wish I could exist without being awake for 2+ hours in the middle of the night every night

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 15d

I can't wait to be there and see you dude every few minutes I remember how close you are and I get all excited and worried and full of love for you three (yes, even your husband. I love him)

amandarin oranges (she/her) @garbagefieri.bsky.social · 16d

man I love my kid but I'd love her to stop speaking sometimes