Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
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Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
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RP parody account / MVRP No lewd interactions. No solicitations. Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social
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Ganondorf, but redeemed. Free of the curse of the Calamity and Demise. Father and husband.

Single-shipped with @mombosa.bsky.social. No lewd, please.

#zeldarp #lozrp
"I care. I gotta pay for the electric bill!"
“Dark world, Light world… Who cares?!”
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That wasn't /entirely/ my fault.

But yes. Ezri is very impressionable
I’d rather her ask about Goron poop than be in her cursing phase like she was.
True.

But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.

We did have some Gorons visit recently...
True.

But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.

We did have some Gorons visit recently...
Maedrin would ask because she genuinely wants to learn as much as she can, Liana asks to be silly and because she’s also a bit curious.
Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.
Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.
… trying to decide if this is a Maedrin question or a Liana question.
...

Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?

These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
I mean, I don't want to step in poop either. But I am curious now.

Not THAT curious.

I wonder if they get a stomach bug and it comes out like rock slurry.

Okay. Gonna stop this line of thought.
...

Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?

These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
"If I could do that, I would have already. Honestly the best thing to do is to get him a pad or a tampon and laugh at him. And then run away. Quickly."
@ganondad.bsky.social

"Ganon! Tell the evil version of ya ta stop with the bloodmoons!"
Ahhhh. His favorite treat!

Perhaps he should return the favor.
Smooches for @ganondad.bsky.social, followed up by a really nice back massage.
He carried her over, laughing a little and gently squishing Lana's little cheeks. She may have likely heard it while he was working, or while he and Urbosa were... Sleeping.

"I don't know... She said she heard it in a song. But she's not gonna say it anymore. Right?"
He laughed and picked her up, letting her climb up against him and cling to his neck as he carried her to @mombosa.bsky.social.

"Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"
“Adi no say fuck. Got it.”

She giggled and hugged him as soon as he knelt down. Now she can go tell everyone at school that her adi doesn’t say those words!
He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle.

"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."

She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
He's got it. Hopefully.
… did she just hear?

She’ll let Gan handle that.
He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle.

"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."

She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
“Only baba can say fuck.”

Seems that she knows the language is for adults at least. Then she get a curious look on her face.

“Adi say fuck too?”

She seems genuinely curious about if her mother uses that type of language.
He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language??

"What? Oh, no. I won't."

At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.

"Okay. Don't say it."
He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language??

"What? Oh, no. I won't."

At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.

"Okay. Don't say it."
Looking up at him, turning back and forth between looking at him and back in the room.

"The music say fuck when I dance."

Imitating the dance she did.

"Are you gonna tell them? Don't say fuck to the people and don't say shit."
Gasp.

"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."

He's amused. A bit surprised.
Gasp.

"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."

He's amused. A bit surprised.
@ganondad.bsky.social Walking up to him nonchalantly.

“The music say fuck.”

Pointing back at the room she just came out of, where the faint sound of music could be heard.
Hmmm.. That Sage of Lightning looks pretty good.

I should braid Urbosa's hair. Get Maedrin to help.
I can take it.

Don't try this at home kids!

Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Chuckling as he carries her, like a caveman who has found a cave wife.

"If I'm going to explore every inch of your perfect body, it'll be in our bed, and the kids won't be able to see."
As his hands explore, she smirks and sits up, straddling him as her hands go to the bottom of her shirt, ready to pull it off before he stands up with her over his shoulder.

Laughing, she lets him carry her, sitting up as best she can for a moment.

“Where are you whisking me away to, hm?”
He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore.

"Hnmm... Me too."

Cue a loud bang from inside the house.

"Yep... Yep."

He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore.

"Hnmm... Me too."

Cue a loud bang from inside the house.

"Yep... Yep."

He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
Sighing softly, she burrows further onto him, slowly and sensually placing a kiss to the side of his neck. He was warm and smelled good. She then lifts her head to look at him a moment before moving to kiss the other side of his neck.

“I wish we could stay here all day…”
Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him.

And he can kiss her too.
Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him.

And he can kiss her too.
She’s just going to lay on top of @ganondad.bsky.social. Why? Because she can and he’s comfy.
Baba kneels down and smiles, putting his hands over Ezri's and clapping with him.

"Baba loves you, Ezri! Let's go play with adi."

He picks him up and lifts him high, swaying him and then blowing raspberries on his little belly.
Looking up at him as he claps his hands together, he’s obviously pretty excited to see him.

“Ba! Baba!”
Baba loves his son more than anything, and wants to make sure he has everything he'll ever need or want.

Ehs'sun bi.
She's perfect. Beautiful, wise, powerful, and a wonderful mother to his kids.

And the grill is gonna get used A LOT this summer!
And he will get exactly that, starting with…his new grill. Presented to him with a big red bow.
Today... He just wants to be with his family. His beloved and their perfect kids.
Baba loves his son more than anything, and wants to make sure he has everything he'll ever need or want.

Ehs'sun bi.