Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
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“Dark world, Light world… Who cares?!”
Reposted by Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)
I’d rather her ask about Goron poop than be in her cursing phase like she was.
True.
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.
We did have some Gorons visit recently...
Maedrin would ask because she genuinely wants to learn as much as she can, Liana asks to be silly and because she’s also a bit curious.
Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.
… trying to decide if this is a Maedrin question or a Liana question.
...
Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?
These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.
Smooches for @ganondad.bsky.social, followed up by a really nice back massage.
“Adi no say fuck. Got it.”
She giggled and hugged him as soon as he knelt down. Now she can go tell everyone at school that her adi doesn’t say those words!
She giggled and hugged him as soon as he knelt down. Now she can go tell everyone at school that her adi doesn’t say those words!
He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."
She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.
… did she just hear?
She’ll let Gan handle that.
She’ll let Gan handle that.
“Only baba can say fuck.”
Seems that she knows the language is for adults at least. Then she get a curious look on her face.
“Adi say fuck too?”
She seems genuinely curious about if her mother uses that type of language.
Seems that she knows the language is for adults at least. Then she get a curious look on her face.
“Adi say fuck too?”
She seems genuinely curious about if her mother uses that type of language.
He's baffled, and trying not to laugh. Where did she learn this language??
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
"What? Oh, no. I won't."
At least she knows not to say it. Even if she's saying it, adorably.
"Okay. Don't say it."
Looking up at him, turning back and forth between looking at him and back in the room.
"The music say fuck when I dance."
Imitating the dance she did.
"Are you gonna tell them? Don't say fuck to the people and don't say shit."
"The music say fuck when I dance."
Imitating the dance she did.
"Are you gonna tell them? Don't say fuck to the people and don't say shit."
Gasp.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
"What? The music did? That's so rude of it."
He's amused. A bit surprised.
@ganondad.bsky.social Walking up to him nonchalantly.
“The music say fuck.”
Pointing back at the room she just came out of, where the faint sound of music could be heard.
“The music say fuck.”
Pointing back at the room she just came out of, where the faint sound of music could be heard.
As his hands explore, she smirks and sits up, straddling him as her hands go to the bottom of her shirt, ready to pull it off before he stands up with her over his shoulder.
Laughing, she lets him carry her, sitting up as best she can for a moment.
“Where are you whisking me away to, hm?”
Laughing, she lets him carry her, sitting up as best she can for a moment.
“Where are you whisking me away to, hm?”
He lets out a long and relaxed sigh with her and lets his hands explore.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
"Hnmm... Me too."
Cue a loud bang from inside the house.
"Yep... Yep."
He then scoops her up and hoists her over his shoulder.
Sighing softly, she burrows further onto him, slowly and sensually placing a kiss to the side of his neck. He was warm and smelled good. She then lifts her head to look at him a moment before moving to kiss the other side of his neck.
“I wish we could stay here all day…”
“I wish we could stay here all day…”
Big, strong arms evelope her. She's soft and warm to him.
And he can kiss her too.
And he can kiss her too.
She’s just going to lay on top of @ganondad.bsky.social. Why? Because she can and he’s comfy.
Looking up at him as he claps his hands together, he’s obviously pretty excited to see him.
“Ba! Baba!”
“Ba! Baba!”
Baba loves his son more than anything, and wants to make sure he has everything he'll ever need or want.
Ehs'sun bi.
Ehs'sun bi.
And he will get exactly that, starting with…his new grill. Presented to him with a big red bow.
Today... He just wants to be with his family. His beloved and their perfect kids.
He’s using baba’s leg to pull himself up to stand. It’s baba’s day and he has to let him know how much he loves him! @ganondad.bsky.social
a lion and a cub from the lion king are laying in the grass with the words my boy below them
ALT: a lion and a cub from the lion king are laying in the grass with the words my boy below them
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