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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 1m

Super Wario Mart everyone!

Wario Circuit
Don't Nut Planes
Most Alley
Browser Castle
Troopa Peach
Choco Isn'tland
Extreme Lake
Rainbow Vote

No, I am not making seperate ones like Wario Circuit 1 and Wario Circuit 2. Idk, use your imagination of you insist, I'm tired >:(

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 6m

Wario Mart: Single Mash!

Waluigi Circuit
Beach Peach
Maybe Park
Try Try Dessert

Fungus Bridge
Wario Circuit
Daisy Bruiser
Luigi Stadium

Herbert Land 2.0
Fungus City
Boshi Circuit
Denmark Mountain (170m)

Mario Colosseum
Reno Reno Jungle
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Moat

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 12m

Wario Mart 64, this is stupid lmao

Waluigi Raceway
Boo Boo Farm
Troopa Koopa Peach
Callie Marie Desert

Toad's Turn >:(
Snow Frappeland
Strawberry Mountain
Wario Raceway

Mario Stadium
Herbert Land
Disloyal Raceway
Browser's Castle

Den's Jungle Markway
Yoshi's Alley
Banshee Boredwalk
Rainbow Old

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 6m

Wario Mart: Single Mash!

Waluigi Circuit
Beach Peach
Maybe Park
Try Try Dessert

Fungus Bridge
Wario Circuit
Daisy Bruiser
Luigi Stadium

Herbert Land 2.0
Fungus City
Boshi Circuit
Denmark Mountain (170m)

Mario Colosseum
Reno Reno Jungle
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Moat

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 12m

Wario Mart 64, this is stupid lmao

Waluigi Raceway
Boo Boo Farm
Troopa Koopa Peach
Callie Marie Desert

Toad's Turn >:(
Snow Frappeland
Strawberry Mountain
Wario Raceway

Mario Stadium
Herbert Land
Disloyal Raceway
Browser's Castle

Den's Jungle Markway
Yoshi's Alley
Banshee Boredwalk
Rainbow Old

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 18m

Wario Mart World, idk

Wario Bros Circuit
Clown City
Whistle pop Gromit
DK Base port
Starview Weak
...In an Oasis far far away...
Beach Stadium
Salty Salty.
Great HUH? Ruins
Cheap Cheap Balls
Dandelion Thefts
Moo Cinema
Bone-Dry Dunes (wait wut?)
Browser's Castle
Acorn Tights
Rainbow Goat

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 11m

Yeah and don't even get me started on the Lord of the Rings movies! At least those are split into several DVDs (at least extended versions are) each so you at least got your own intermissions at home.

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 12m

Wario Mart 64, this is stupid lmao

Waluigi Raceway
Boo Boo Farm
Troopa Koopa Peach
Callie Marie Desert

Toad's Turn >:(
Snow Frappeland
Strawberry Mountain
Wario Raceway

Mario Stadium
Herbert Land
Disloyal Raceway
Browser's Castle

Den's Jungle Markway
Yoshi's Alley
Banshee Boredwalk
Rainbow Old

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 18m

Wario Mart World, idk

Wario Bros Circuit
Clown City
Whistle pop Gromit
DK Base port
Starview Weak
...In an Oasis far far away...
Beach Stadium
Salty Salty.
Great HUH? Ruins
Cheap Cheap Balls
Dandelion Thefts
Moo Cinema
Bone-Dry Dunes (wait wut?)
Browser's Castle
Acorn Tights
Rainbow Goat

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 24m

Wario Mart 7 if anyone cares lol

Load Circuit
Daisy Kills
Cheap Cheap Buffoon
Shy Guy Bizarre

Wuhu Loo
Wario Circuit
Music Ark
Block Block Mountain

Piranha Plant Pride
Wario Ship Tart
Geo Browser City
Make a Wuhu

Denmark Jungle
Rosalina's Dice World
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Boat

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 18m

Wario Mart World, idk

Wario Bros Circuit
Clown City
Whistle pop Gromit
DK Base port
Starview Weak
...In an Oasis far far away...
Beach Stadium
Salty Salty.
Great HUH? Ruins
Cheap Cheap Balls
Dandelion Thefts
Moo Cinema
Bone-Dry Dunes (wait wut?)
Browser's Castle
Acorn Tights
Rainbow Goat

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 24m

Wario Mart 7 if anyone cares lol

Load Circuit
Daisy Kills
Cheap Cheap Buffoon
Shy Guy Bizarre

Wuhu Loo
Wario Circuit
Music Ark
Block Block Mountain

Piranha Plant Pride
Wario Ship Tart
Geo Browser City
Make a Wuhu

Denmark Jungle
Rosalina's Dice World
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Boat

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 28m

Wario Mart Wii y'all :3

Waluigi Circuit
Doo Doo Meadows
Mushroom George
Toad's Factorio

Wario Circuit
Coconut Fall
DK Gromit
Wario's Mold Mine

Lackadaisy Circuit
Koopa Tape
Sable Treeway
Mumble Volcano

Fry Fry Ruins
Moonview Lowway
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Mode

Enjoy or don't.

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 24m

Wario Mart 7 if anyone cares lol

Load Circuit
Daisy Kills
Cheap Cheap Buffoon
Shy Guy Bizarre

Wuhu Loo
Wario Circuit
Music Ark
Block Block Mountain

Piranha Plant Pride
Wario Ship Tart
Geo Browser City
Make a Wuhu

Denmark Jungle
Rosalina's Dice World
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Boat

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 28m

Wario Mart Wii y'all :3

Waluigi Circuit
Doo Doo Meadows
Mushroom George
Toad's Factorio

Wario Circuit
Coconut Fall
DK Gromit
Wario's Mold Mine

Lackadaisy Circuit
Koopa Tape
Sable Treeway
Mumble Volcano

Fry Fry Ruins
Moonview Lowway
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Mode

Enjoy or don't.

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 3h

And here's Wario Mart DS

Figure-Late Circuit
Yoshi Calls
Cheep Cheep #####
Boston Building
Desert Pills
Delfino Chair
Waluigi Bin Fall
Boom Ridge
DK Mass
TikTok Flock
Wario Circuit
Airship Mattress
Mario Stadium
Peach Hardens
Browser Castle
Rainbow Load

Idk anymore :P

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 28m

Wario Mart Wii y'all :3

Waluigi Circuit
Doo Doo Meadows
Mushroom George
Toad's Factorio

Wario Circuit
Coconut Fall
DK Gromit
Wario's Mold Mine

Lackadaisy Circuit
Koopa Tape
Sable Treeway
Mumble Volcano

Fry Fry Ruins
Moonview Lowway
Browser's Castle
Rainbow Mode

Enjoy or don't.

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 3h

And here's Wario Mart DS

Figure-Late Circuit
Yoshi Calls
Cheep Cheep #####
Boston Building
Desert Pills
Delfino Chair
Waluigi Bin Fall
Boom Ridge
DK Mass
TikTok Flock
Wario Circuit
Airship Mattress
Mario Stadium
Peach Hardens
Browser Castle
Rainbow Load

Idk anymore :P

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 3h

Here's Wario Mart 8 Deluxe!

Mario Fart Stadium
Water Part
Sweep Sweep Crayon
Thwomp Runes
Wario Circuit
Road Harbor
Listed Mansion
Shy Guy Malls
Sun Spine Airport
Dolphin Goals
Electrodome
Count Wario
Cloudtop Bruise
Cone Dry Dunes
Browsers Castle
Rainbow Toad

This is legit, source: trust me bro

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah! Because that movie (and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang btw) understood the fact that it was an incredibly long film (just shy of 3 hours) and guess what? The intermission lasts for a few minutes! Not more than half the movie like they do in the playtime of Mario Kart World! >:(

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 2h

Neither of which are what intermissions are supposed to be!

Intermission comes from the time between act 1 and act 2 of a play, so that the audience can stretch their legs and go to the bathroom.

Intermissions are a time-off thing, not the main activity like Mario Kart Word does it!

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 2h

I feel like Mario Kart World kinda misuses the word “intermission”

Those in-between drives you take to get from one course to the next, sure they’re conceptually intermissions. There are just a few problems…

1. The intermissions take up most of the playtime

2. Each intermission is so LOOOOONG

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 3h

And here's Wario Mart DS

Figure-Late Circuit
Yoshi Calls
Cheep Cheep #####
Boston Building
Desert Pills
Delfino Chair
Waluigi Bin Fall
Boom Ridge
DK Mass
TikTok Flock
Wario Circuit
Airship Mattress
Mario Stadium
Peach Hardens
Browser Castle
Rainbow Load

Idk anymore :P

Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 3h

Here's Wario Mart 8 Deluxe!

Mario Fart Stadium
Water Part
Sweep Sweep Crayon
Thwomp Runes
Wario Circuit
Road Harbor
Listed Mansion
Shy Guy Malls
Sun Spine Airport
Dolphin Goals
Electrodome
Count Wario
Cloudtop Bruise
Cone Dry Dunes
Browsers Castle
Rainbow Toad

This is legit, source: trust me bro

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 3h

Meowning :3

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 3h

Here's Wario Mart 8 Deluxe!

Mario Fart Stadium
Water Part
Sweep Sweep Crayon
Thwomp Runes
Wario Circuit
Road Harbor
Listed Mansion
Shy Guy Malls
Sun Spine Airport
Dolphin Goals
Electrodome
Count Wario
Cloudtop Bruise
Cone Dry Dunes
Browsers Castle
Rainbow Toad

This is legit, source: trust me bro

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 6h

Nope, but I’ll have a look at that game sometime :D

It’s Minecraft, I sprint and jump a lot :3

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 7h

You’re never gonna guess which buttons I use the most.

Ok maybe you can :3
But can you guess which game I play the most?
(Also yes, this is old keyboard)

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 8h

Mrrow :3

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 10h

Because it’s peak, that’s why this gif exists :D

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah apparently that’s not an obvious thing to do in my family. And they still complain about how melty their chocolate is. I bring forth this solution forged in the realms of common sense and you willingly reject it. You made your own suffering there

Sometimes is hard not to feel superior /hj

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 10h

Peak 2D Mario game. I ain’t gonna hear none of u NSMB haters! Even without the huge load of nostalgia this game brings me, it still got great game design all around!

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 10h

I can’t be the only one who leaves chocolate in the fridge so it doesn’t melt in my hands (they still kinda do but much less)

The only chocolate I don’t do that to is Nutella, since it’s supposed to be not solid. My great grandma used to put that in the fridge and we had to microwave it every time.

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 1d

Gmorning!!! Me sick today but otherwise yes! It is good day to be not dead :3

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 1d

If you don’t support trans rights, you are a danger to society.

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 1d

How. LITERALLY HOW???

STARLOW HAS NO ARMS!!!

This is similar to how goombas can apparently pick up literally anything. IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!!

Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 1d

Bowser and Starlow are locked in an intense arm-wrestling match.

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of a friend of mine. He got both Autism and ADHD. His way of solving math? Do the calculation backwards, literally.

He just guesses the answer and does the whole calculation in reverse order to see if it’s the correct answer. Strangely it works really well.

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Spooky Gally 🎃 @gall4had.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning!

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