Got a new office job recently and tell me why I am a jack of all trades and have improved efficiency here already but I spent 15 minutes figuring out how the Keurig machine works 🙃

Maybe instead, don’t assume that the start and middle game was easy because the killer is bad… Maybe consider they have an endgame build 🤷🏻‍♂️

Toxic DBD survivor players are so lame. Played endgame Nemmie (NOED, Fire Up, No Way Out, Blood Warden) and these two survivors berated me for my prestige level, calling me a dog… lmao. It’s crazy how survs think that if they dominate the start and middle game, they deserve an easy endgame too 🤣

FFXIV Sage with an autoimmune disease-
Healer with Eukrasian Psoriasis
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One of the few MTG planeswalkers that I would 1000% smash

They laughed and were like, “Oh yeah you have to shake out your shoes cause the centipedes love them!” 😭😭😭

Could be worse. When I was 18 I went to my friend’s family lake house. The shore line was rocky, so we were told to wear water shoes. Left our water shoes out to dry for the night. Woke up the next morning, went to swim and put my foot into a water shoe filled with like 8 centipedes. 🤢🤢🤢

It's my friend's birthday! Come hang while I try to eat @dickbats0715.bsky.social

TONIGHT! Birthday shenanigans with the lads including PEAK and potentially REPO! See ya there at 9 pm EST!

Me: What spice in this drink burns the back of my throat like that? What spices are in the mix?
Barista: Cinnamon, clove and cardamom.
Me: I didn’t know cardamom was spicy.
Barista: … its not.
Me: Oh.

New potential food allergy discovered. Lol

I would also love to see you play Detroit: Become Human for the first time. I feel like you’d really enjoy it!

Hi everyone! I'm Fyr Kalnas, a VTuber from Neo Byte City, the cybertech city of wonder! Hoping to meet some new friends here and just post my daily musings and memes here. I play a variety of games, but my current game pool is #FFXIV, #OnceHuman, #TFT, and #Peak! :D