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peter fyfe
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writer, performer, bricoleur, and heresiarch he/him/who? Gadigal lands (sydney), australia posts may contain irony, satire, whimsy, caprice… http://peterfyfe.com
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · Nov 7
Emma says "hello Bluesky!"
black and white cat sitting on the desk looking right at you
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 3d
the holy basil has been planted.
praise be.
a summer if deliciousness beckons…
😋
holy basil seedlings in pots
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 3d
but of course in Australia (especially Victoria) we know the collywobbles is what strikes AFL team the Collingwood Magpies late in important matches like preliminary finals.
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"And once again the Pies have been struck down with an acute case of the collywobbles in the final quarter"
grandiloquentwords.bsky.social Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 3d
Collywobbles [KOL-ee-wah-buls]
(n.)
-Stomach pain or queasiness associated with looseness of the bowels.

Used in a sentence:
“Half the parish came down with spumiferous collywobbles after sampling Aunt Gertrude’s gelatinous aspic tart — it was likely the anchovies that had gone a trifle off.”
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a woman who looks to be quite unwell.
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 6d
Emma, hard at work…
black and white cat sitting on the desk very much in charge
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 10d
if you’re wondering how my ”creative sabbatical“ is going
I have just cleaned the oven
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this is a very good sign
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 10d
The first 4'33" are awesome…
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 10d
and in lovely 'Bondi Blue'
dear old thing 😍
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 10d
and lets not forget the trusty old laser printer circa 2001 still going strong - it's outlived 4 macs
HP Laserjet 1200
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 10d
2007, 2018… and 2025

the design leaps got smaller 🙄
2007 iMac 2018 iMac 2025 iMac
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 10d
my mac trek

1991, 1999, 2002…
1991 Mac SE-20 1999 G3 iMac in purple 2002 Titanium MacBook
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 10d
the fun part of buying a new computer with the latest MacOS is working out how to turn off all the 'exciting and dynamic' new features especially designed to frustrate users old enough to remember when Macs were brand new…
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 14d
Sunday mood…https://www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio/why-have-we-forgotten-this-story-of-gay-bushrangers-revealed-in-documentary-20251001-p5mzew.html
black and white with legs in a seemingly impossible jumble
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 15d
dunno, “eating watermelon in a public place“ sounds like quite a significant threat to me
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www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
NSW police wrongly categorise ‘significant’ number of incidents as antisemitic
Anti-Palestinian graffiti and verbal abuse of pro-Palestine protestors incorrectly recorded as antisemitism in figures government cited to defend restrictions on protests
www.theguardian.com
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 15d
I don’t spy with my weepy eye?
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 16d
so her…
and the one who did that thing? 
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 21d
Emma staring at the clock wondering what time it “really” is…
#DaylightSaving
black and white cat lying on her back staring at something
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 22d
fondly remembering Patricia Routledge (and a young Esse Davis!) in The Importance of Being Earnest at the Theatre Royal in Sydney.
#RIP
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 22d
Saddened to hear Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet…
💐 #RIP
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 23d
calling it…
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meme with text 'POETS day! piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday'
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · 25d
Bravo, Sir!
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · Sep 25
Happy Kylie Tension Tour Live Album Release Day to all who celebrate…
👠 💋 🎶 🥂 💖
music.apple.com/au/album/ten...
Tension Tour (Live 2025) by Kylie Minogue on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 32 Songs
music.apple.com
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · Sep 25
Happy 'end of Mary's second trimester' to all who celebrate…
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · Sep 21
spare a thought for all the comedians slowly realising the painful truth that they’re at no risk of being sacked because their work is just too normcore and toothless to ever be any kind of tangible threat to the emerging status quo. thats a tough gig.
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · Sep 21
* #GoPies2026
whatever, sometime in the future…
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · Sep 21
Emma contemplates the season finale that might have been…
#GoPies2027
black and white cat holding a Collingwood scarf looking sad
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peter fyfe @fyfepeter.bsky.social · Sep 19
is this why oboe concertI put me to sleep? 😜
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