Furry Confessional
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Crush, Crashout, Missed Connection; your secrets are safe with us (and the rest of BSKY)
Ye three kings have been called for this season of birth and new beginnings… may the sun shine upon your faces and be good to ye. The holy days are nigh.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ye three kings have been called for this season of birth and new beginnings… may the sun shine upon your faces and be good to ye. The holy days are nigh.
“Forgive me, father, for I am thankful.
I’m thankful for the communities I’m a part of, and that I get to see so much love and kindness shared every day between these incredible creatures around me.” -anonymous little creature
I’m thankful for the communities I’m a part of, and that I get to see so much love and kindness shared every day between these incredible creatures around me.” -anonymous little creature
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Forgive me, father, for I am thankful.
I’m thankful for the communities I’m a part of, and that I get to see so much love and kindness shared every day between these incredible creatures around me.” -anonymous little creature
I’m thankful for the communities I’m a part of, and that I get to see so much love and kindness shared every day between these incredible creatures around me.” -anonymous little creature
“let us celebrate; i am grateful for: the many laughs i share with my wonderful friends, the stable and calm home i hold with my dear partner, the pure and innocent companionship of my darling cats, and the joy experience every day because i am alive on this beautiful earth filled with love.-Anon
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“let us celebrate; i am grateful for: the many laughs i share with my wonderful friends, the stable and calm home i hold with my dear partner, the pure and innocent companionship of my darling cats, and the joy experience every day because i am alive on this beautiful earth filled with love.-Anon
“I am profoundly thankful for the friends I have who not only put up with my shenanigans but actively enjoy it when I'm a silly little chaos gremlin.” - Confessions of a Furry Gremlin
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“I am profoundly thankful for the friends I have who not only put up with my shenanigans but actively enjoy it when I'm a silly little chaos gremlin.” - Confessions of a Furry Gremlin
Confess what blessings you hold this season of thanks; lest the gods look down upon you and remove them from your ungrateful hearts 🦃
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Confess what blessings you hold this season of thanks; lest the gods look down upon you and remove them from your ungrateful hearts 🦃
“I always fear that despite my best efforts, I will never be good enough even with the encouragment of others. Always having this bug in the back of my mind that keeps telling me it's all fake and i'm just a burden. I'm sure they genuinely mean well, but my brain is mean to me.” -Anon firefly in Jar
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“I always fear that despite my best efforts, I will never be good enough even with the encouragment of others. Always having this bug in the back of my mind that keeps telling me it's all fake and i'm just a burden. I'm sure they genuinely mean well, but my brain is mean to me.” -Anon firefly in Jar
“I uh... spilled lipstick in your valentino bag.” - Anonymous Furry with the big red lips
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
“I uh... spilled lipstick in your valentino bag.” - Anonymous Furry with the big red lips
“I’m scared that i annoy people when I message them. But the truth is I form connections with people because they help me feel happy. I wish I could explain it to others.” -Anonymous Furry
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“I’m scared that i annoy people when I message them. But the truth is I form connections with people because they help me feel happy. I wish I could explain it to others.” -Anonymous Furry
The day is upon us; one final day to confess before the season’s change emits a new era… tell us your woes, child.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The day is upon us; one final day to confess before the season’s change emits a new era… tell us your woes, child.
Furry Brethren; another confessional opportunity awaits us on all Hallows’ Eve…be well. be safe.
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Furry Brethren; another confessional opportunity awaits us on all Hallows’ Eve…be well. be safe.
“ I invented the BLT sandwich.” -Anonymous Furry who undeniably invented the famous BLT sandwich
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“ I invented the BLT sandwich.” -Anonymous Furry who undeniably invented the famous BLT sandwich
“I planted my spring bulbs upside down because i was 🍃 💨 while gardening... 😞” - Anonymous Furry with green lungs
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“I planted my spring bulbs upside down because i was 🍃 💨 while gardening... 😞” - Anonymous Furry with green lungs
“i stole 47 boxes of gushers from the camp canteen before everyone went home for the summer.” - Anonymous Camper who’s gluttony was too too gregarious
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“i stole 47 boxes of gushers from the camp canteen before everyone went home for the summer.” - Anonymous Camper who’s gluttony was too too gregarious
“It is becoming increasingly obvious. I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER! i am smol.” -Smolest Anon Furry
October 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“It is becoming increasingly obvious. I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER! i am smol.” -Smolest Anon Furry
“ The worst part about knowing so many good artist is not having enough money to commision them all.” -Anonymous Broke Furry
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“ The worst part about knowing so many good artist is not having enough money to commision them all.” -Anonymous Broke Furry
Ask and you shall receive.
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ask and you shall receive.
“I haven’t done photography in over a year because people were just using me for photos. I might start doing photography again under a pseudonym.” - Anonymous Furry Secret Agent who’s shot too many shots
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“I haven’t done photography in over a year because people were just using me for photos. I might start doing photography again under a pseudonym.” - Anonymous Furry Secret Agent who’s shot too many shots
Welcome my 100 children. Tell me; what will your gift be…?
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Welcome my 100 children. Tell me; what will your gift be…?
“I do backflips behind my friends when they’re not watching.” - Anonymous Flippy Fur
October 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“I do backflips behind my friends when they’re not watching.” - Anonymous Flippy Fur
“Im dating a fridge ghost and I still dont understand how I got her to fall for me.” -Anonymous Date Everything! Connoisseur
October 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Im dating a fridge ghost and I still dont understand how I got her to fall for me.” -Anonymous Date Everything! Connoisseur
“ i got expelled from college for offering to teach the headmaster's cat how to use a lighter for arson reasons 😔 “ -Anonymous Volunteer Firefighter who needed some extra cash
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“ i got expelled from college for offering to teach the headmaster's cat how to use a lighter for arson reasons 😔 “ -Anonymous Volunteer Firefighter who needed some extra cash
“I died in college and have been haunting the fridge ever since.” - Anonymous Fridge
October 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“I died in college and have been haunting the fridge ever since.” - Anonymous Fridge
“ Can crocodile and dog be friends? Or even (hotel) roommates? “ -Anonymous Anxious Dog Furry
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“ Can crocodile and dog be friends? Or even (hotel) roommates? “ -Anonymous Anxious Dog Furry
“ Part of why I stopped drinking at cons or at restaurants is because when I got drunk I tried to bite my friends.” - Anonymous furry who’s turned countless service workers and acquaintances into Captain Hook.
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“ Part of why I stopped drinking at cons or at restaurants is because when I got drunk I tried to bite my friends.” - Anonymous furry who’s turned countless service workers and acquaintances into Captain Hook.
“ I am a member of the Zralien Intergalactic Force. We will soon take over the fandom. Be ready 👽 🐕 🛸 (we have frisbees!) “ - Anonymous Leech Furry in your area seeking fresh and willing hosts
October 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“ I am a member of the Zralien Intergalactic Force. We will soon take over the fandom. Be ready 👽 🐕 🛸 (we have frisbees!) “ - Anonymous Leech Furry in your area seeking fresh and willing hosts