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Kirby Keger

Kirby Keger

@funnypolitics.bsky.social

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Uninfluencer…take my word for it. From mid-west parts unknown. Made people laugh (no really) in a past life. Now just waiting on a friend. “Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷‍♂️ 📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄‍♂️🎭🏏🏀

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 10h

With his state well in hand, Governor Oblivious turns magic touch to LSU football…🤦🏻‍♂️

The “Bayou State” ranked 50th in the crime and corrections.

“Additionally, Louisiana ranked number 46 in education, 46 in fiscal stability, 48 in infrastructure, 49 in natural environment and 46 in opportunity.”

With poor education and infrastructure, Louisiana ranked worst state by U.S. News & World Report

U.S. News & World Report released a ranking of the "Best States for 2025," and Louisiana came in at number 50. Here are reasons why.

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 5d

No one is better in the business than Ian Eagle at the over the top fake sports broadcast laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
Yikes…
#NBA #Prime #Amazon
#Funny???

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 6d

🤝🤦🏻‍♂️

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 6d

Well clearly this is just a one-off, isolated to just the NBA, that has nothing to do with the legalization and explosive growth of sports betting in every league…🤔

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 8d

Doesn’t even get Star Wars…🤦🏻‍♂️

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 8d

Biggest audio issue is behind the mic…

Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 8d

The #NBA is finally back on #NBC after 23 years. Here to usher in the return:

Wait for it…
Getting excited…
Time for the big reveal…

…Mike Tirico… ta-da

…Thud…😴💤💤💤

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 8d

The #NBA is finally back on #NBC after 23 years. Here to usher in the return:

Wait for it…
Getting excited…
Time for the big reveal…

…Mike Tirico… ta-da

…Thud…😴💤💤💤

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 8d

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 10d

🚫👑’s

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 10d

It was the caretaker Johnson…

“And I would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for you kids!”

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 10d

As the administration continues to ignore the constituency, a #General #Strike feels inevitable.

HuffPost @huffpost.com · 10d

It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Ups The Ante As He Calls For A General Strike

It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 10d

Good gawd…
Sadly, it’s just a precursor to the unwelcoming vibe that ‘Merica will be doling out for the 2026 World Cup.
#embarrassment 🤦🏻‍♂️
#apologies

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 11d

Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 12d

Oh, Ron Vara…you say things…

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 12d

🤦🏻‍♂️

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 14d

Ahh…just another Fantasy Football Wednesday…🤦🏻‍♂️

Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 16d

ATTENTION MEDIA…

Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 16d

Wow…didn’t know Measles had gotten back together.

Still love their 2000 release “Eraticated”. If I remember correctly they seemed to just disappear after that!?!
🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 18d

“Now no one's knocked upon my door
For a thousand years or more
All made up and nowhere to go
Welcome to this one-man show
Just take a seat, they're always free
No surprise, no mystery
In this theatre that I call my soul
I always play the starring role”

-Ugh…

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 20d

🤦🏻‍♂️

correlation
/kôr″ə-lā′shən, kŏr″-/
noun
A relationship or connection between two things based on co-occurrence or pattern of change.

causation
/kô-zā′shən/
noun
The act or process of causing.
A cause.
Causality.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23d

Journalist Edward R. Murrow used his platform on CBS to criticize the witch hunts led by Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950s.

This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.

Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 23d

Attn: All State Governors…

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 23d

Hey @cnn.com -
I’m all for constructive debate & hearing opposing views. Even if we disagree, it helps inform us to make decisions.
#Stephen #Miller yelling, condescending while being generally disingenuous & uncivil does not further debate or inform.
Please value your platform, skip the circus.

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Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 27d

Good gawd…🤦🏻‍♂️

Kirby Keger @funnypolitics.bsky.social · 29d

Don’t, have a dog in this fight, but…

What a completely objective take on the WNBA by the cofounder of “Unrivaled”. You know the league that’s a business competitor of the WNBA. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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