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Kye's Media Journal

@funkyetown.bsky.social

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Using this to catalogue the various media I engage with over time. Includes but isn't limited to movies, TV shows, games, and music. Main: @kye.bgay.social

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · May 15

Links to my media logging pages:

Letterboxd letterboxd.com/Kylerfunk/
AniList anilist.co/user/Kylerfu...
Backloggd backloggd.com/u/Kylerfunk/
Serializd www.serializd.com
RetroAchievements retroachievements.org/user/Kylerfunk

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 3d

258. Death Becomes Her

This is Chappell Roan in movie form.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 4d

257. Van Helsing

I'd dock points for being a total mess that overuses mediocre CGI and turns the hero and villain into weird cartoon monsters for the final fight while a really cool Alan Silvestri OST plays but every superhero movie does that now so if anything it's ahead of its time.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 7d

256. Space Chimps

The kinda movie that the teacher puts on at the end of the school year only for everyone to talk through it because nobody fucking cares.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 9d

255. Family Guy's 2025 Halloween Special "A Little Fright Music"

You know it's bad when the voice chat starts rewriting the jokes to land better as we go on. You can tell Disney asked them to make the special and they dragged their feet.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 9d

254. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Jim Carrey fulfills my greatest dream of lobotomizing himself in front of a live audience.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 9d

253. Twitches

Put this in the S-tier of my "most annoying Disney movie main character" list.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 10d

252. Hoodwinked! [R]

I managed to hide all of this in the back of my brain until now - apparently I'd retained it all.

Half of these jokes would have come off as cringe if not for the dogshit visuals making them infinitely funnier.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 11d

251. Scream (1996)

If you made this movie today, Gale would be a true crime podcaster who milks her near death experience seconds after she gets home.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 12d

250. Victor Frankenstein

If not for the cast being fruity as fuck this'd be total dogshit. It totally misses the point of the source material by giving us too much of it.

Stop the movie the moment the monster's hand moves and I'd be a *lot* kinder.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 13d

249. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory [R]

Fuck Grandpa Joe, btw.

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Cookies Milkmen @lachm.page · 13d

JUST ANNOUNCED

A one man show of "Carlie and the Chocolate Factory" has been put into production

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 17d

248. Muppets Most Wanted

This is like Sonic Adventure 2 if you added the world's biggest muppet to the cast - Ricky Gervais.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 18d

247. The Muppets (2011)

You're laughing.
Animal has relapsed after years of rehab and you're laughing.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 21d

246. Umamusume: Pretty Derby (Season 3)

Fellas, is it gay to sleep with a plushie of your roommate and to also go on day-dates with them across the country?

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 21d

245. PlayStation State of Play (Sept 2025)

I regret buying a PS5.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 23d

244. Sonic Racing: Crossworlds

I intend to keep playing this to get some of the extra missions and play online, but I got all the rivals and grand prixs done.

I haven't enjoyed a kart racer this much since Mario Kart Wii. Genuinely the best to ever do it from game feel alone.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 23d

243. Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Ethan Hunt's journey is similar to my own.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 24d

242. Belle (2021)

Gorgeously animated.
The main villain of this movie is a Reddit mod.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 25d

241. Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief [R?]

I saw this in theaters but managed to not remember a single thing. That's likely because it's a 5/10 with really awful dialogue that feels like something from 6 years prior.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 26d

240. A Good Man (2014)

Steven Seagal downed two white Monsters and let them create a third.

Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 26d

239. Fallout 3 - Operation: Anchorage [R]

Really funny how they released a GoldenEye level pack for a supposed RPG and just stripped all the RPG elements out of it.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 27d

238. Fallout 3 - Broken Steel [R]

This would be a free update nowadays.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 27d

237. Fallout 3 - Mothership Zeta [R]

These aliens are so funny they make me wanna blow up a spaceship without looking.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · 29d

236. Fallout: New Vegas - Lonesome Road

A neat epilogue for NV as a whole. Character writing is pretty solid here.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · Sep 16

235. Fallout: New Vegas - Old World Blues

More in line with what I wanted from these DLCs. Short and sweet, fun area to explore, some of the dialogue got a chuckle from me. Good stuff.

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Kye's Media Journal @funkyetown.bsky.social · Sep 15

234. Fallout: New Vegas - Honest Hearts

This is more New Vegas and that's about it. A new map that's more desert, and new characters that are in the middle of another faction war. This didn't blow me away at all.

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