Good movie - at least there was a lot of mummy per gallon tonight.
Have a great week, SvenPals!
Are we getting two movies next week? I thought I heard Sven say "Dual" 😄
Good movie - at least there was a lot of mummy per gallon tonight.
Have a great week, SvenPals!
Are we getting two movies next week? I thought I heard Sven say "Dual" 😄
Has your mansion been burned down by an angry mob trying to kill a mummy? We're Farmer's Insurance, and we've seen that plenty of times. Farmer's. Seen it. Covered it.
Has your mansion been burned down by an angry mob trying to kill a mummy? We're Farmer's Insurance, and we've seen that plenty of times. Farmer's. Seen it. Covered it.
Wow! These people do not care at all about hurting innocent people. "Set the whole place on fire!" "Shoot at the mummy with people right behind him!"
Wow! These people do not care at all about hurting innocent people. "Set the whole place on fire!" "Shoot at the mummy with people right behind him!"
That's exactly what I imagine will happen if I'm walking down the street and pass someone who recognizes me but I can't place their face.
That's exactly what I imagine will happen if I'm walking down the street and pass someone who recognizes me but I can't place their face.
We were alone in the car at 11 o'clock at night reading our bibles when a shadow passed over us.
We were alone in the car at 11 o'clock at night reading our bibles when a shadow passed over us.
Police: What did he look like?
Witness: He was all black.
Police: We're going to need more bullets.
Police: What did he look like?
Witness: He was all black.
Police: We're going to need more bullets.
At least we get to see the mummy early in this movie. Usually, they don't show up until the last 15 minutes.
At least we get to see the mummy early in this movie. Usually, they don't show up until the last 15 minutes.
Did I ever tell you the time I was a grave robber and stole precious artifacts from impoverished countries?
Did I ever tell you the time I was a grave robber and stole precious artifacts from impoverished countries?
Podcaster: On tonight's book club, we invite the author Kharis to come in and discuss his latest novel on the podcast.
Kharis: Not mummy's tome, but mummy's tomb! This why you wake Kharis? I must kill you all!
Podcaster: Well, that's all the time we have.... arrrggg!
Podcaster: On tonight's book club, we invite the author Kharis to come in and discuss his latest novel on the podcast.
Kharis: Not mummy's tome, but mummy's tomb! This why you wake Kharis? I must kill you all!
Podcaster: Well, that's all the time we have.... arrrggg!
I survived the movie! But I fear some of the psychological scars are permanent.
Have a great week, everyone!
I survived the movie! But I fear some of the psychological scars are permanent.
Have a great week, everyone!
Do you remember that Christmas you lost your husband. Oh, wait, that's this Christmas.
Do you remember that Christmas you lost your husband. Oh, wait, that's this Christmas.
Couldn't Jan just say her husband was tied up? Why drag him all that way to pretend?
Couldn't Jan just say her husband was tied up? Why drag him all that way to pretend?
End of movie or series: Everyone is happy and will live the lives of their dreams.
Sequel or reunion: Everyone's life is in the toilet. Bad choices were made.
I call it the Jewel of the Nile syndrome.
End of movie or series: Everyone is happy and will live the lives of their dreams.
Sequel or reunion: Everyone's life is in the toilet. Bad choices were made.
I call it the Jewel of the Nile syndrome.