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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Aug 17

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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Aug 17

ah do :] ! jus' now, actually! .. are yer optics workin' all tip top there, erruhhhh.... tee-rainn? t-pain?
... what they call yew...

fella :] !

might wanna get tha there problem checked out... fore yew get checked inta a nursin' home... ah'm cuh-cerned :-[

all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Aug 17

( content sigh that old people do when they get to sit down in their favorite chair )
nowww, there ain't nothang better than receivin' a sparkfelt message uh utter kindness an sincerity since bein' gone fer so long, yerrup, ah love bein' loved!!! this world is so wholesome! ah am one lucky duck !
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Aug 17

AH DUN KNOW A RUBEN, BUT AH KNOW AN IRONHIDE :] !

. . AH'M IRONHIDE :] !
....
..... IRONHIDE :] .
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

.....
it's tha young feller...
.....
.......
boy howdy, tha's jus'..
..... dandy ( 😑. )
( ..turning down the audial dial (hearing aid) on the side of his helmet to Off )

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ᗩSTᖇO ୧‿︵‿︵ @astro-train.bsky.social · Apr 27

he saw his reflection didn’t he ?

all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

iT WAS VERY FRIGHTENIN' ( ☹️ ) !!!!! WHOEVER THA WAS ....
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

YA'LL, AH JUS' LOOKED THROUGH A SPOOKY WINDER
( * window * ) AN' SAW ONE OF THA UGLIEST CRITTERS AH HAVE EVAH BEEN SUBJECTED TA BEAR FORCED WITNESS ( ☹️!!! )

IT HAD THIS UGLY RED ROOSTER PLUME KINDA... CREST-LIKE.. ON THA TOP OF ITS HEAD. BRIGHT BLUE OPTICS.. KINDA LOOKS ANGRY !! RUSTY! SCARS !
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

kang grimmy is a rough an' tumble, rootin' tootin' reptileee ( 😎 ) !
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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Apr 27

( sighs

sits criss-cross applesauce and waits his turn )

all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

it's rude ta innarrupt ( ☝️ ) !

all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

KING GRIMMY!!!!!! BOY, WHATYA DOIN' OUT HERE (😄) ?!?? HOW YA DOIN'!!! EAT YER GUMMY VITAMINS! DON' FERGIT, SONNY!!! THAT WAY YA CAN KEEP GROWIN! EVEN BIGGER! AN' STRONGA !
even though you're so supa alreadah ( 😊 )!

s'allrigh, son, ah don't want it stainin' yer poor peddie weddie (☹️) !!
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

ah do my berst ( 😠 )
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BLITZ𝐖ING. @deadboit.bsky.social · Apr 27

.... seriously ????

all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

( .... blinks )
( glances away )
( grievance.....
...... grie-... vance..
..... gri-... gri..

... grill .... ??
.. grill 😁😁🇺🇲🎆🎇🧨!!! )
ah can sear a mean ol' steak !!

( yayy!!! they're gonna grill together !! )
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CRUELTY PERSONIFIED @ctchfllngstr.bsky.social · Apr 27

we may bond over this one shared grievance.

all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

ah, also, think it stoo-pid fer an auto-bot ta court a decepto-crook .. ( 😑😒♨️😾..! )
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 27

ah, also, think it stoo-pid fer an auto-bot ta court a decepto-crook .. ( 😑😒♨️😾..! )
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 23

ARE YOU STUPID

WHY WOULD THERE BE A REASON.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EVEN OPENING THIS THREAD ( 🤬🤬😾😾‼️‼️)
RETHINK YOUR LIFE (🫵) !!!!
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 23

REASONS WHY
AMERICA( 🇺🇲🏈🇺🇲🏈🦅!!!) IS THE WORST COUNTRY TO LIVE IN. A THREAD ‼️‼️🧵
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 23

( mixing up some sugar water for the humming birds!
humming && dancing to his country song's tune while he prepares the little birdies' meals ! 🎶 )
fancy like applebees.... on a -

( shaking his hips )
( not too hard !! or they'll lock ! )
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ᅟᅟᅟʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ♬.ᐟ @blastedrockstar.bsky.social · Apr 23

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( posing like mr. beast at the camera . )

OLD pEpAw havin' a HeaRT attack SOON !
NAHT CLICKbAT !
SubSRIBE n' HIT THA BELL T' NEVA MISS A VIdEO --

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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 23

AHHHHH!!!!
HE'S GOH A GUHHHHN!!!!!!!!

...lucky...😒

( TACKLING THE NEAREST unlucky MECHA

GET DOWN MX PRESIDENT 🗣🦅‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🌎 )
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ᅟᅟᅟʀᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ♬.ᐟ @blastedrockstar.bsky.social · Apr 23

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( documenting ironhide's final moments on film . )
📷📸🤳 .

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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · Apr 23

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ironhide probably doesn't even remember doing this but i do. i remember. red alert knows. red alert never forget. ( 🐘.)
i hate the fire chief that yelled at ironhide. do not yell at ironhide. i will run you back & forth with my Lamborghini wheels until you are nothing more than a smudge.
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🚨❗️❗️ @paranoidirect.bsky.social · Apr 23

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sᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ¸.-~·*'¨¯ @tetrahex-ripper.bsky.social · Apr 23

I did not —

[ optics narrowing at the screen ,
how does a bot even FUNCTION like this ???? ]

I did not misspell ’sunday’ ,
my designation is SUNDER .
. . .
do you require assistance ?

[ gawd he almost feels bad for such an old timer . ]

all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 23

thar's alrrigh :)
ah have difficulty typin tha tiny words too :]

( showing his For Senior Citizen's , Easy To Learn giant handheld datapad bumblebee got him for his birthday.

its font is gigantic .
just the word "A" takes up the entire screen, he has it so zoomed in && still struggles )
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all brawn. @fullmetalcowbot.bsky.social · Apr 23

@tetrahex-ripper.bsky.social
you misspelled Sunday ( 😹😹) !!!
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