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Fry Incognito

@fryincognito.bsky.social

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Professional idiot. I come from a country that does not exist, but you can dance your way there from Old Zealand. Writing some stuff when I feel like it. Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.

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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · Jun 22

I'm back from a 72-hour ban for saying what I shouldn't have said about fascists.

I will be good moving forward and will no longer give "that" answer to "that" question.

So moving forward, whenever someone asks, "Do you believe that all fascists should have "that" happen to them?", my answer is...

incredible fella say the law requires that i answer no

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11h

Set it in the 80s, or you can feck off.

I love Michael Mann's version, but without the 80s vibe it felt... off.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12h

He's coming for you.

He is coming for ALL OF US.

None are safe so long as he and his cabal of ghoulish traitors remains in power.

Foreign and domestic.

Sic Semper Tyrannis.

✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 13h

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 1d

There's something inherently wrong with humans being relegated to back-breaking manual labour or soul-crushing data entry while robots are being trained to enjoy creativity.

Somehow, our roles were switched - we're becoming disposable meat robots while machines grow ghosts within themselves.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 1d

All I see here is:

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 1d

Boston Legal A-plot:

"How dare you take this case! Suing the military because of a soldier's death, even a wrongful one that should've never happened, it's insulting! It's unpatriotic! It's un-American!

Boston Legal B-plot:

a cartoon witch is flying through the air

Alt: which

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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 1d

We've tried it the legal way, that failed. The only justice will be the justice we take for ourselves.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 We didn't start the fire, it was always burnin' since the world's been turnin' 🎶

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

They*, not "there".

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

"Trump was a psyop."

OR, HE'S AN IDIOT. LIKE YOU. YOU IDIOT.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't Joey Mannarino the guy who got outed urinating into his own mouth?

Gotta admit, all these alt-right chuds kinda blur together after a while.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

Mother of Dragons, killer of franchises 😂😂😂

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

"So... you decided to sabotage your auteur director by interfering in an art-form you neither understand nor respect."

a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .

Alt: capital mencina say sit down

media.tenor.com

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 2d

This is very good

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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

Boston Legal, S2E4:

"Denny Crane is a fading Conservative lawyer who loves the Second Amendment. He's been given second chair on the case of a lifetime, fighting an assault weapon ban - but his client is...

[record scratch]

"... a Democrat?

"Starring William Shatner, rated PG!"

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing will reach them. They've already decided Trump is the only trusted source of news.

These MAGA deplorables are a lost cause.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2d

Cool, if he's building the bunker then we'll provide the gun and bullet.

In fact, why wait? Let's send him the gun and bullet now, with instructions.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 4d

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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

Because the members of the armed forces are too cowardly to uphold their oath to defend the nation from all enemies both foreign and domestic.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

"We're still not quite ready to support Nazis once they're outed. Try to keep the Nazi shit quiet until after they're in, then once they've got the majority of positions we will be much happier to openly support them!"

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

You will never be able to convince me that right-wing politics isn't a death cult hell-bent on hastening human extinction for the God of Money.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

New Zealand guts climate policy it bragged about on the world stage

The law was once held up internationally as a model of transparency. The government just weakened it.

www.rnz.co.nz

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

My American friends, please, please, PLEASE, be prepared.

Be prepared to defend your neighbor, the stranger, the defenseless, and yourselves.

A shepherd must tend to their flock, and at times, fight off the wolves.

Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 4d

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

It's a level of hyper white privilege that something as pointless and benign as the skin colour of a fuckin' cartoon character is your most pressing grievance and not, you know...

[gestures broadly toward literally everything else in the world right now]

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

My genuine reaction to some loser giving a hot flaming shit about a character being race-swapped:

peter griffin from family guy is standing in front of a classroom full of children and saying oh .

Alt: pea tear gryphon say oh my god who the hell cares

media.tenor.com

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

Fine, America doesn't like to *obey* internationally recognized conventions.

Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 3d

Season 2 of Boston Legal, so far more people with Southern drawls than Bostonian accents.

Having a whole episode set in Texas didn't help, mind.