Just Daddy
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Queer and Gender Neutral. Trans inclusive. NSFW - NO MINORS! CONTENT FOR QUEER PEOPLE. KINK.
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I'm washing my car & my neighbor asked ,
You washing your car ?

I reply " No I'm watering it to see if it will grow into a bus
Where do rainbows go when they're bad?
Prism.

It's a light sentence
My friend handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?"

I said, "I'd take either oar."
Let’s take a moment to fucking appreciate how intense it is to have Daddy's orgasm in your mouth. Knowing the intense pleasure occurring between your lips and the impending pent up culmination of that pleasure that you are about to receive.
A boy treats other boys as brothers. Serving Daddy together is sexy for boy brothers. Teamwork makes Daddy's dream work.
Misbehaving or not, you’ve already learned pussy boys in pink get fucked by thick Daddy dick more often, am I right? Fact.
You want Daddy dick? Have it. Just start groping it and put it in your mouth whenever you want you horny little slut. I want you to become so addicted and dependant on it that you can’t even function properly without having my dick inside of you.
You look up Daddy's shorts: big cock and balls.

Daddy looks up your shorts: cartoon briefs no bulge.
I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
Responding to knock knock jokes by standing very still and pretending I'm not home until they leave
I don't know how to act my age.

I've never been this old before.
Went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
I was meant to be rich I can tell by the way I spend money.
A good boy dreams about Daddy roughly using his holes... No hesitation, no stretching... a boy is there for one purpose only, to satisfy as a hole where Daddy dumps his loads.
Daddy will beat every ounce of masculinity out of you, breaking you down until you're nothing but a submissive, moaning boy slut.
Daddy will only let my boy touch himself while I'm breeding his pussy, slowly rewiring him as Daddy's sex toy.
I blame male loneliness on the invention of 12-ft skeletons. How are we supposed to compete with that?
Interviewer: what’s your greatest strength?

Me: you’ll never hear any half-baked ideas from me. i can assure you, i’m fully baked for all of my ideas
She said: It's the guys duty to pay the bill at the restaurant, that's why it's called MEN'U.

I said, nah, it's both our responsibility, that's why it's called, ME'N'U