Froot
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I believe in Carly Rae Jepsen supremacy
Damn, I think Juicy is going to go further than Athena. Good for her tho
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Damn, I think Juicy is going to go further than Athena. Good for her tho
Slayyyter is 4 for 4, aoty incoming
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Slayyyter is 4 for 4, aoty incoming
There were so few album releases I was excited for in 2025, and I was disappointed by a couple I thought I’d like too. Now it’s 2026 and everybody has woken up, feels like we’re swamped with upcoming release date news. I’m pumped 👀
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
There were so few album releases I was excited for in 2025, and I was disappointed by a couple I thought I’d like too. Now it’s 2026 and everybody has woken up, feels like we’re swamped with upcoming release date news. I’m pumped 👀
‘Thousands of counties’ meanwhile, most counties are just this
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 AM
‘Thousands of counties’ meanwhile, most counties are just this
Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma is alright, but not amazing. Imo it’s missing a lot of depth. Inbetween the end of the main story and post game dungeon, and after the post game dungeon, there is nothing to do but grind relationships and decorate villages. Idk, it feels empty in that sense
January 15, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma is alright, but not amazing. Imo it’s missing a lot of depth. Inbetween the end of the main story and post game dungeon, and after the post game dungeon, there is nothing to do but grind relationships and decorate villages. Idk, it feels empty in that sense
Inb4 Grok fires a missile at Grimes’ house or the Eiffel Tower or something
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Inb4 Grok fires a missile at Grimes’ house or the Eiffel Tower or something
I know 99% of Meghan Trainor music is either for retail playlists or tiktok slop, but her song Wave is good, sorry
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I know 99% of Meghan Trainor music is either for retail playlists or tiktok slop, but her song Wave is good, sorry
Sugar cookies are great but fuck making them. 3 hours to make dough, chill, roll, and bake. And now I have 40. I have yet to ice them
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Sugar cookies are great but fuck making them. 3 hours to make dough, chill, roll, and bake. And now I have 40. I have yet to ice them
Discovered a YouTube channel that does little animated JayVik shorts. That’s great for me b/c I don’t think I can handle watching Arcane again rn lol
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Discovered a YouTube channel that does little animated JayVik shorts. That’s great for me b/c I don’t think I can handle watching Arcane again rn lol
Congratulations to Kelly Mantel for winning the inaugural Golden Globe for Best Podcast award, for The Kelly Mantel Show, hosted by Kelly Mantel
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Congratulations to Kelly Mantel for winning the inaugural Golden Globe for Best Podcast award, for The Kelly Mantel Show, hosted by Kelly Mantel
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I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster
A MF MONSTER
Thoughts on MAGA Minaj from a Barb in recovery
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster
Ok but that Love Is Blind show is still purposefully casting attractive people, right? Like they want the audience to have the payoff of engagements, so they don’t want to ruin engagement chances with someone being reality tv ‘ugly.’ Right? Also, how are there 10 seasons of this show haha
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Ok but that Love Is Blind show is still purposefully casting attractive people, right? Like they want the audience to have the payoff of engagements, so they don’t want to ruin engagement chances with someone being reality tv ‘ugly.’ Right? Also, how are there 10 seasons of this show haha
This upcoming Robyn album is already sounding sooo goood
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This upcoming Robyn album is already sounding sooo goood
MOST IMPORTANTLY HE HAS LINKS TO THE FULL WRITTEN RECIPE. So many ‘foodtubers’ DO NOT
Chef John from Food Wishes dot com remains the YouTube recipe GOAT. Consistent videos for more than a decade, never sensationalizes, shows you what he’s doing and tells you why, 100% of the focus is on the recipe. Has never tried to be a ‘personality’ or click bated. An icon, a diva of the kitchen
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
MOST IMPORTANTLY HE HAS LINKS TO THE FULL WRITTEN RECIPE. So many ‘foodtubers’ DO NOT
Chef John from Food Wishes dot com remains the YouTube recipe GOAT. Consistent videos for more than a decade, never sensationalizes, shows you what he’s doing and tells you why, 100% of the focus is on the recipe. Has never tried to be a ‘personality’ or click bated. An icon, a diva of the kitchen
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Chef John from Food Wishes dot com remains the YouTube recipe GOAT. Consistent videos for more than a decade, never sensationalizes, shows you what he’s doing and tells you why, 100% of the focus is on the recipe. Has never tried to be a ‘personality’ or click bated. An icon, a diva of the kitchen
Anderson Cooper owes her an apology ngl
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Anderson Cooper owes her an apology ngl
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she was so real for this
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
she was so real for this
FINE if the second season gets an original Carly Rae Jepsen song, I will watch the gay hockey show
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
FINE if the second season gets an original Carly Rae Jepsen song, I will watch the gay hockey show
Mmmm seeing a lot of those odious right wingers who were saying a lot of anti-trans stuff a few years ago before it exploded into the mainstream, starting to increasingly go after gay people now. Just an fyi to all the ‘I’m lgb not t’ people out there
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Mmmm seeing a lot of those odious right wingers who were saying a lot of anti-trans stuff a few years ago before it exploded into the mainstream, starting to increasingly go after gay people now. Just an fyi to all the ‘I’m lgb not t’ people out there
I knoooow a lot of people like to complain that RuPauls Drag Race has kinda morphed into a sanitized parody of its early seasons, but honestly I’m just thankful for the popular crossdressing show (and its many worldwide franchises) being on TV during this era of regression for queer rights
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I knoooow a lot of people like to complain that RuPauls Drag Race has kinda morphed into a sanitized parody of its early seasons, but honestly I’m just thankful for the popular crossdressing show (and its many worldwide franchises) being on TV during this era of regression for queer rights
Cardi B was a fun judge! More so than that other lady 😁
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Cardi B was a fun judge! More so than that other lady 😁
I saw another engineer, seamstress twink up to lip sync to a rap song and was expecting another Dawn/Morphine situation, but she killed it!
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I saw another engineer, seamstress twink up to lip sync to a rap song and was expecting another Dawn/Morphine situation, but she killed it!
Boise? Boise, Idaho??
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Boise? Boise, Idaho??
Well Anita, they already violated international law so idk what remains for them to ‘respect’. Hope the trade deal Carney wants to cook up is worth the inability to have any values 🤷♂️
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Well Anita, they already violated international law so idk what remains for them to ‘respect’. Hope the trade deal Carney wants to cook up is worth the inability to have any values 🤷♂️
I want a world with fewer nuclear weapons, preferably zero! But the apparent inability of any nuclear armed power to respect the sovereignty of nonnuclear nations or international law is only going to convince others to develop their own nukes. Trump would have bombed a nonnuclear North Korea by now
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I want a world with fewer nuclear weapons, preferably zero! But the apparent inability of any nuclear armed power to respect the sovereignty of nonnuclear nations or international law is only going to convince others to develop their own nukes. Trump would have bombed a nonnuclear North Korea by now