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frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Sep 19

I wanna work in an airport but only to drive those silly cars.

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Sep 11

Sitting home alone after an awesome ride

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Sep 2

Muthafuks after buying a perfect house for some reason

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Aug 5

At the altar:
You’re so 3008 they’re so 2000 and late

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Aug 5

These drag queens are reading playboy to orphan celiac kids!

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Jun 27

Fuck Mike Lee

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Jun 13

75 hard? You can see it????

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Jun 10

Ed Sheeran looks AI

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 29

2023 Bronson frame, bomber fork, vivid coil shock, gx drivetrain, trp trail brakes, pnw cascade dropper, and a 75 degree sunny day. I’ll report back.

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 22

An ad for a car i can’t afford is one thing. An ad for a condition I don’t have is ridiculous!

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 21

Baby girl you better be facedown in your open casket so i can see that ass one more time

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 17

Where are we going to find another Nate Dogg???

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 15

Rip that bead make her spin like a bayblade

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 15

How the homies look at you when you say Kublai Khan is coming to town

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 14

Has anyone figured out the point yet?

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 9

Rest makes you fat
Sugar gives you plaque
Man i wish i was a cat
A cat on an outback

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 7

I’ll know I found the one if she drives a Toyota Matrix.

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frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 7

I be lowballing on marketplace just so i can have someone to message.

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 4

Home isn’t always a place. Sometimes, its a place and time

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 4

The fucked up thing about this is…i still gotta fold laundry.

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · May 2

100 men vs 1 job application

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Apr 20

Going to the doctors need anything?

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Apr 14

If measles doesn’t take you out can i? 😉

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Apr 11

She beautiful with a full bush. I call her beauty and the beast.

frontside5050.bsky.social @frontside5050.bsky.social · Apr 7

When i said i liked The Boondocks i didn’t want to be in it!! #WTFisGoingOn