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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you 🙏🏼

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

Get out of the road!

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

🎶 Fear not the rubble, dear tadpoles and gents,
For out of the cracks come grander intents.
The hammers now sing where the halls once fell,
A ballroom will rise — oh, the stories it’ll tell!
Beneath chandeliers of truth and jest,
Bribbit shall croak at freedom’s fest. 🐸🎻

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

He’s right, call the number & see for yourself.

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

🎭 Mock death, do ya? Careful, clown—
Fate loves to flip the crown.
Croak not at loss with wicked glee,
The swamp remembers… wait and see. 🐸

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

🎭 Mock death, do ya? Careful, clown—
Fate loves to flip the crown.
Croak not at loss with wicked glee,
The swamp remembers… wait and see. 🐸

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

🎶 Gather ye frogs, the pond grows loud,
The flies are fat, the swamp unbowed.
I croak for laughs and truth alike
The ribbit rings where egos fight.
The scroll is long, the patience thin,
Yet Bribbit grins… let chaos begin. 🐸🎻

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

Ahahahaha 🐸

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

🐸

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 3d

Bribbit strums his lute once more,
‘Accusations—what a bore.
No proof, no thought, just empty rage,
The frogs still croak upon their stage. 🎶🐸

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 4d

Follow me to hear the songs of the Frog Bard Bribbit, The most patriotic fictional frog

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 They croak of files and kings of sin,
But Bribbit grins, ‘Here we go again.’
All shout, no proof, just fevered screams
A pond of frogs lost in their memes. 🐸🔥

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 “They march and croak of No Kings! bold,
While no crown gleams, no throne to hold.
Bribbit laughs, ‘You croon at air—
A crownless land, yet none aware!’ 🐸👑🎵

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U.S. Department of Labor @dol.gov · 6d

Through Project Firewall, we’re rebuilding our workforce and ensuring American Jobs go to AMERICANS FIRST!

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 Bribbit strums from river’s side,
‘Oh Canada, still bide thy tide.
Your maple leaves, let them not fall
In foreign feuds or empire’s brawl.
Guard your peace, keep virtue near—
Not every storm is yours to steer.’🍁🐸🎵

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 They croak of sins they do themselves,
Projecting ghosts from shadowed shelves.
Bribbit smirks, his lute in swing—
‘The loudest fool reveals the thing.’ 🐸🎵

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 4d

🎶
They cry No Kings! through drum and shout,
Bribbit croaks, ‘What’s this about?
No crown’s been worn since tea met sea,
You’re yelling ghosts of monarchy!
No king to slay, no throne to fall —
Just echoes in a land of all.’ 🐸🍵

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 6d

We are here 🫡

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 6d

Good job ISP, get these people off my streets!

frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 7d

Who are you?

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 7d

Bluesky is ours now. 🤝🏼

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 7d

🎵Hear ye hear ye make way for the frog with a fiddle
BlueSky’s gone center I’m here to unskew the middle.
I came for the memes I’ll stay for the brawls
And now this bard croaks truth from these digital halls
Lefties had their reign but the ribbit’s begun
The lily pad’s mine now. Pack up we’ve won.🐸🎻

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 7d

🔥

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frogbard.bsky.social @frogbard.bsky.social · 7d

So back ❤️💙

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The White House @whitehouse-47.bsky.social · 7d

WE ARE SO BACK.

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