FriskyWoods
@friskywoods.bsky.social
Artist, writer, and creator of (1) grumpy gray bear and (1) obnoxious orange bear. Loves video games and cartoons; not so fond of having to sign up for another social network.
This Blue Dream vape tastes like I'm freebasing a bar of Coast soap. I want to get high here, not Zest-fully clean!
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This Blue Dream vape tastes like I'm freebasing a bar of Coast soap. I want to get high here, not Zest-fully clean!
It has come to my attention that I spend entirely too much money on pot. YOLO, I guess. Which is an odd stance to take in your fifties, but when you're not enjoying your life, risking it doesn't seem like all that much of a risk.
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It has come to my attention that I spend entirely too much money on pot. YOLO, I guess. Which is an odd stance to take in your fifties, but when you're not enjoying your life, risking it doesn't seem like all that much of a risk.
Why is Hanukkah simultaneously the hardest and easiest word to spell?
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Why is Hanukkah simultaneously the hardest and easiest word to spell?
When forward is not your best angle. Guest starring, uh, one of the foxes from the Bakertoons universe.
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When forward is not your best angle. Guest starring, uh, one of the foxes from the Bakertoons universe.
Watching the Static Shock Christmas special. It's a little heavy handed, but for a "very special episode," it mostly sticks the landing.
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Watching the Static Shock Christmas special. It's a little heavy handed, but for a "very special episode," it mostly sticks the landing.
It's been one of those lifetimes.
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It's been one of those lifetimes.
"Hi, I'm coiffed weasel Dan Abrams, and welcome to Court Cam."
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"Hi, I'm coiffed weasel Dan Abrams, and welcome to Court Cam."
Unfortunately, my only motivation for drawing these days is diaper horniness. If it ain't for the sake of the fetish, I just don't give a damn.
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Unfortunately, my only motivation for drawing these days is diaper horniness. If it ain't for the sake of the fetish, I just don't give a damn.
It's a Hanukkah miracle, why not! This vape cartridge has lasted well beyond eight days, and I'll continue to burn the midnight oil until it's gone!
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's a Hanukkah miracle, why not! This vape cartridge has lasted well beyond eight days, and I'll continue to burn the midnight oil until it's gone!
How can two vapes of the exact same strain have entirely different flavors?
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
How can two vapes of the exact same strain have entirely different flavors?
One of the benefits of being trained in IT is that your system and all the weirdness contained within is kept private. Considering all the data you've got on a computer that's tailored specifically to you, it feels like a big mistake letting someone else poke around inside it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
One of the benefits of being trained in IT is that your system and all the weirdness contained within is kept private. Considering all the data you've got on a computer that's tailored specifically to you, it feels like a big mistake letting someone else poke around inside it.
I'm not handling my aunt's dabbling in senility well. It COULD just be an infection, but when this sort of thing happens it rarely ends with such a convenient outcome.
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm not handling my aunt's dabbling in senility well. It COULD just be an infection, but when this sort of thing happens it rarely ends with such a convenient outcome.
bsky.app/profile/limi... Westone should stick with what it knows best... sword-wielding heroes in diapers.
Like nails on a chalkboard, everyone listen up!
The Jaws game is BACK and coming for your PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch.
This love letter to the iconic film brings a collection of editions just in time for the 50th anniversary of the Steven Spielberg film.
https://bit.ly/48KHLH7
The Jaws game is BACK and coming for your PlayStation 5 and Nintendo Switch.
This love letter to the iconic film brings a collection of editions just in time for the 50th anniversary of the Steven Spielberg film.
https://bit.ly/48KHLH7
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
bsky.app/profile/limi... Westone should stick with what it knows best... sword-wielding heroes in diapers.
Look, I'm an old-school anime guy. I'm familiar with Rumik's work, and InuTrasha is disconcertingly far from her best.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Look, I'm an old-school anime guy. I'm familiar with Rumik's work, and InuTrasha is disconcertingly far from her best.
InuYasha for thirty dollars? I mean, I just bought Samurai Champloo and Space Dandy for five dollars each last month. You sell it to me for five dollars, and I'll think about it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
InuYasha for thirty dollars? I mean, I just bought Samurai Champloo and Space Dandy for five dollars each last month. You sell it to me for five dollars, and I'll think about it.
When changing America's diaper, be sure to thoroughly clean the area between Florida and Texas.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
When changing America's diaper, be sure to thoroughly clean the area between Florida and Texas.
See, I wasn't just making crap up!
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
See, I wasn't just making crap up!
Godbud tastes weirdly of broccoli.
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Godbud tastes weirdly of broccoli.
"I dunno if I want to spend that much money on vapes..."
(looks down)
"Wait, does that package say GODBUD?!"
(looks down)
"Wait, does that package say GODBUD?!"
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"I dunno if I want to spend that much money on vapes..."
(looks down)
"Wait, does that package say GODBUD?!"
(looks down)
"Wait, does that package say GODBUD?!"
Remember when Amazon was capable of two day shipping? Because they sure don't. >:(
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Remember when Amazon was capable of two day shipping? Because they sure don't. >:(
Did you know that Huggies were originally known as Kimbies?
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Did you know that Huggies were originally known as Kimbies?
Whoa, that is the closest I've ever seen to a real-life Andy Dick lion. Scraggly, unimpressive mane, spots still on the coat... maybe he's just a teenager, but this lion's got "beta male" written all over him.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Whoa, that is the closest I've ever seen to a real-life Andy Dick lion. Scraggly, unimpressive mane, spots still on the coat... maybe he's just a teenager, but this lion's got "beta male" written all over him.
Watching an African nature documentary. Wow, actual jackals look so much different than they do on the Lion Guard, where they look like German shepherds who never skip bench pressing day.
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Watching an African nature documentary. Wow, actual jackals look so much different than they do on the Lion Guard, where they look like German shepherds who never skip bench pressing day.
Brut talcum powder? That's gotta be the most confusing diaper change ever. Strong enough for a man, but made for a baby!
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Brut talcum powder? That's gotta be the most confusing diaper change ever. Strong enough for a man, but made for a baby!
