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fretzl
@fretzl.bsky.social
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im a normal bean does things: in the band "kmoy the band" @kmoypro.bsky.social on the web page "you tube" https://www.youtube.com/fretzl in the city "new yokr" he🦆him
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 21h
this is like something i would see in a dream
bag of "doritos collisions" with "cool ranch" on the right and "stranger pizza" on the left
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 2d
spitting bars of wisdom, lil b
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 3d
watched the knights of guinevere pilot i cant believe they made steeplechase in real life
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 4d
no other "..." menu on Earth brings you as confusing of a whole-ass-new-window of a menu as whatever the hell is going on with google search results' now lol
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 4d
i don't think i've ever seen anyone mention this specific enshittification out loud for whatever reason so for the record: big fat RIP to the "cached" option on google search results
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"spooky simchas" daniel s. @self.agency · 6d
tweet by sketchesbyboze: thinking again about how "plague of frogs" in hebrew is actually "plague of frog," and how the rabbis took this to mean that pharaoh was terrorized by a single enormous frog
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 5d
if thats what that even is hah i dont really know what's goin on there
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 5d
this with the thin blue line is like. this could be my dad lol
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 5d
"yippie", some have said
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Anamanaguchi @anamanaguchi.bsky.social · 6d
NYC TOMORROW
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E = mily² @emily.news · 8d
Meme image in which Princess Daisy says, "Are you tired of going apeshit? Don't you just want to be nice?" Her face looks softly dejected.
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 9d
alexandria ocasio 3ortez
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 9d
who designed social interaction so that the hardest part is right at the beginning. how are you gonna onboard people with that kinda UX
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 10d
what is a stringlike
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 13d
my discord friends have distilled the act of replying to an arcanely modern sentence with "none of these words are in the bible" down to simply, "none word bible". do you think we could go further. perhaps a lone book emoji react
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 13d
the singular is actually labubum
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 14d
american football house.... we all love it, classic house. goated house. but are we ready to talk about. knower house
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 14d
when a talk show has a host from another talk show as a guest they should have them bring that person's host desk onto the set for them to sit at instead of the couch
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sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social
Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · 23d
Easily the best cokelike
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 17d
when you get to a point with a friend when your goodbyes have become an inscrutable mess of injokes and/or purposefully obtuse-ified versions of normal goodbye phrases/gestures then you Know you're in true lifer S-tier homie territory
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 18d
okay thank you based heliboard all my homies love heliboard
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 18d
nyyaaaccckkkkk
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Shoe + @shoe.bsky.social · 19d
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 19d
all the automatic stuff makes me lose my Damb mind and i just want to turn it All off and enable what i need but its always the reverse
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 19d
first new phone in 7+ years so i am moved to say it again: give me a sweeping override keyboard setting that just tells the phone to Stop Trying To Help Me
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fretzl @fretzl.bsky.social · 19d
its cool these days to joke about how you wanna start a life in the woods never to be seen again or something but I feel like we also gotta shoutout the people like me that wanna live in a big city thats run like a college campus filled with people who share my niche interests and sense of humor lol
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