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Just logged in... see this shit is a good example of why I try not to spend all day on the internet.
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Yesterday after laying a very large, very hard turd in a public toilet I reached in and broke it into pieces with my hands in order to make it flushable. I feel that this was a very public spirited move and I hope you people appreciate it.
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That only happens on my computer though.
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Finally figured out that if you buy multiple "A Very Short Introduction" Kindle books the app displays them as one book with a little number in the corner. Weird.
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This bit just mystified me. What exactly is going on here? It seems like something I might be doing, but I can't stop it if I don't know what it is. Can someone explain it to me?
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Not a metaphor incidentally. I'm a simple guy and I hate metaphors.
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Beanie season is finally here. Found one I actually like at Ross today. Probably should get a spare or two seeing as how I always end up losing them.
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Honestly it looks pretty good on him. Maybe that's why.
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I really can't get with stuffing fries into wraps. Nobody does that in America thank God.
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Not providing security I hope.
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Heretofore all I knew of her was this. Now I know 2 things.
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Just logged in... see this shit is a good example of why I try not to spend all day on the internet.
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going to bed momentarily
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Actively hating certain bands is definitely a generational and regional thing. My reaction to popular 90s rock is it's all basically OK. Well, except...
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I heard predictions of shortages a while back but it turned out that stores had stocked up in anticipation of the tariffs so it depends on how long those stockpiles last. I have no idea.
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If anybody I trust ever wants access I'd be happy to give it.
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It's too bad youtube history is no longer public. I actually like strangers seeing it. But when I got a darkweb report I found a LOT of breaches on those accounts. So just leaving it all up doesn't seem like a good idea.
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I think I'm about 99% done with wiping up all my computer mess, including that from the latest emergencies.
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My mind is a blank.