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Frank Blank

@frank8465.bsky.social

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🌽 I write code 🌽 ♾️🌻🎮📚🍿💻🇲🇹 Seattle, WA; ex-NYC he/him (court eunuch 🟣) 30+ has been known as "a superposition of god, satan, and the family dog"

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Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 20h

chat, am I trash?

(I mean, the answer is undoubtedly yes, but the real question is am I the good trash that you would wanna pick out and treasure for at least a lil bit?✌️😎)

Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 7h

see, the thing about shrinkflating an angel food cake is that it tends to just make it fluffier and softer, meaning more surface area for sugars to break down, meaning you perceive it as sweeter too.

god i need some super market angel food cake now hghghggmgngmgmgmggg

Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 9h

yep. literal DARPA/MIT grade research went into that app and then apple just went and Made Technology Worse.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Lotus must taste good as hell, whole island of people just eating it all day.

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Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 17h

youtu.be/aElFV_STF6k?...

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Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 18h

ennui and the fall of the american empire

Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 18h

holy shit that's fucked up

(thinking about howl and smoochy kissing, and then other howl (Ginsburg, portrayed by David Cross) walking in)

Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 18h

ooooohhhhh bosss lemme attem LEMME ATTEM

Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 20h

oh fuck I forgot the best part about the cylon 6 situation:

There are many copies.

Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 20h

chat, am I trash?

(I mean, the answer is undoubtedly yes, but the real question is am I the good trash that you would wanna pick out and treasure for at least a lil bit?✌️😎)