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December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Fine, I'll do it. I'll take the mantle. I'll mount a video camera on my car and sit outside of Trader Joe's and run the footage through a pipeline to prove that the majority of their clientele is old well to do white ladies.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'd rather inhale a testicle through my butthole.
i've been taking baths in the evening and working on my laptop, and usually after a couple of hours i end up peeing freely, but my kids used to pee in the bath frequently and nothing seems to have happened to them, pretty surprised they stopped tbh
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
i've been taking baths in the evening and working on my laptop, and usually after a couple of hours i end up peeing freely, but my kids used to pee in the bath frequently and nothing seems to have happened to them, pretty surprised they stopped tbh
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December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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one for my kids
one for my girlfriend
one for my ex
one for my kids
one for my girlfriend
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I have three deodorants
one for my ex
one for my kids
one for my girlfriend
one for my ex
one for my kids
one for my girlfriend
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December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a plastic bag that says mrs. since 1908
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December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
she got all my severance but i don't mind