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* Three-year rank of 100 🌍
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* Three-year rank of 100 🌍
* 10x five-figure finishes
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Public service announcement: before this gameweek, nearly 500,000 managers sold JP – and just as many tore up their teams to bring in Haaland.
#FPL
#FPL
August 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Public service announcement: before this gameweek, nearly 500,000 managers sold JP – and just as many tore up their teams to bring in Haaland.
#FPL
#FPL
Rewatching last night, I can only assume Konate must’ve had Semenyo TC to boost his GW1 rank.
August 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Rewatching last night, I can only assume Konate must’ve had Semenyo TC to boost his GW1 rank.
Still no official word on when #FPL launches.
No comms on points changes, no clarity on anything.
Millions of us waiting, refreshing, guessing.
Shocking comms for a game this big.
No comms on points changes, no clarity on anything.
Millions of us waiting, refreshing, guessing.
Shocking comms for a game this big.
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Still no official word on when #FPL launches.
No comms on points changes, no clarity on anything.
Millions of us waiting, refreshing, guessing.
Shocking comms for a game this big.
No comms on points changes, no clarity on anything.
Millions of us waiting, refreshing, guessing.
Shocking comms for a game this big.
Have you ever seen a young opening bat as good as Jaiswal?
I haven’t.
I haven’t.
June 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Have you ever seen a young opening bat as good as Jaiswal?
I haven’t.
I haven’t.
I know it’s just a point. And yes, reaching only twelve is painfully inadequate. But in a season defined by relentless gloom, this brief glimmer reminds us exactly what joy feels like 😇 ❤️
#Saints
#Saints
May 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I know it’s just a point. And yes, reaching only twelve is painfully inadequate. But in a season defined by relentless gloom, this brief glimmer reminds us exactly what joy feels like 😇 ❤️
#Saints
#Saints
A few #fpl things to note:
Deadline is 6 not 6.30.
Bournemouth may have both centre backs out.
Which is great for JP.
But.
Welbeck is well back.
Deadline is 6 not 6.30.
Bournemouth may have both centre backs out.
Which is great for JP.
But.
Welbeck is well back.
February 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A few #fpl things to note:
Deadline is 6 not 6.30.
Bournemouth may have both centre backs out.
Which is great for JP.
But.
Welbeck is well back.
Deadline is 6 not 6.30.
Bournemouth may have both centre backs out.
Which is great for JP.
But.
Welbeck is well back.
#United managers are like Russian dolls: each time they get rid of one, they replace him with a near-identical figure that’s just a bit smaller.
February 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
#United managers are like Russian dolls: each time they get rid of one, they replace him with a near-identical figure that’s just a bit smaller.
Shorthand: Diaz -> Nwan.
Longhand: I’ve gone for a future Balon D’or winner and taken out a player who looked like he couldn’t hit a barn door.
Longhand: I’ve gone for a future Balon D’or winner and taken out a player who looked like he couldn’t hit a barn door.
February 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Shorthand: Diaz -> Nwan.
Longhand: I’ve gone for a future Balon D’or winner and taken out a player who looked like he couldn’t hit a barn door.
Longhand: I’ve gone for a future Balon D’or winner and taken out a player who looked like he couldn’t hit a barn door.
Alisson best 1v1 keeper of all time.
If you take into account ability to play out, he’s the best of all time. Only Neuer comes close IMO.
If you take into account ability to play out, he’s the best of all time. Only Neuer comes close IMO.
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Alisson best 1v1 keeper of all time.
If you take into account ability to play out, he’s the best of all time. Only Neuer comes close IMO.
If you take into account ability to play out, he’s the best of all time. Only Neuer comes close IMO.
Chelsea
Arsenal
United
Three of the great English teams. Also three of the top-five spending teams on earth over the last five years.
Zero top strikers among them.
Arsenal
United
Three of the great English teams. Also three of the top-five spending teams on earth over the last five years.
Zero top strikers among them.
February 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Chelsea
Arsenal
United
Three of the great English teams. Also three of the top-five spending teams on earth over the last five years.
Zero top strikers among them.
Arsenal
United
Three of the great English teams. Also three of the top-five spending teams on earth over the last five years.
Zero top strikers among them.
The streets will never forget #AssMan
a man in a suit with the name david moyes on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit with the name david moyes on the bottom
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February 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The streets will never forget #AssMan
FWIW, I went Moyes for #AssMan chip cos of the extra doubler.
GW24: We all have 6xdoublers either way.
GW25: If Lpool lose in the Cup then Slot was the wrong pick because you’ve had him for two tough away games in 24.
Even if Liverpool win I get their doublers plus Emery, Rodgers and Watkins.
GW24: We all have 6xdoublers either way.
GW25: If Lpool lose in the Cup then Slot was the wrong pick because you’ve had him for two tough away games in 24.
Even if Liverpool win I get their doublers plus Emery, Rodgers and Watkins.
February 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
FWIW, I went Moyes for #AssMan chip cos of the extra doubler.
GW24: We all have 6xdoublers either way.
GW25: If Lpool lose in the Cup then Slot was the wrong pick because you’ve had him for two tough away games in 24.
Even if Liverpool win I get their doublers plus Emery, Rodgers and Watkins.
GW24: We all have 6xdoublers either way.
GW25: If Lpool lose in the Cup then Slot was the wrong pick because you’ve had him for two tough away games in 24.
Even if Liverpool win I get their doublers plus Emery, Rodgers and Watkins.
Here’s the thing, and as things go, it’s quite a thing.
How can it be fair for a whole season of careful planning, research and graft to be undone by a chip no one knew existed halfway through the season, plus a double that only emerged a few hours before the deadline?
#FPL
#AssMan
How can it be fair for a whole season of careful planning, research and graft to be undone by a chip no one knew existed halfway through the season, plus a double that only emerged a few hours before the deadline?
#FPL
#AssMan
February 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
January 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Could Gooner defence be this season’s biggest trap?
January 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Could Gooner defence be this season’s biggest trap?
Totally deserved for Bournemouth. Nearly as dominant as my Saints were against United 😉
January 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Totally deserved for Bournemouth. Nearly as dominant as my Saints were against United 😉
Rank 17k
Mo with the armband and Isak the spare
Timber and Rogers benched, which is a shame.
Play well.
Close to 99 rank over the last three years. A good week could see me make it!
Mo with the armband and Isak the spare
Timber and Rogers benched, which is a shame.
Play well.
Close to 99 rank over the last three years. A good week could see me make it!
January 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Rank 17k
Mo with the armband and Isak the spare
Timber and Rogers benched, which is a shame.
Play well.
Close to 99 rank over the last three years. A good week could see me make it!
Mo with the armband and Isak the spare
Timber and Rogers benched, which is a shame.
Play well.
Close to 99 rank over the last three years. A good week could see me make it!
Is Ange actually better than Russell Martin, or is he just working with better players?
December 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Is Ange actually better than Russell Martin, or is he just working with better players?
December 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Taking into account his shot-stopping, presence, and ability to play out from the back, I reckon Alisson is the best Premier League goalkeeper we’ve seen.
And it’s not even close.
And it’s not even close.
December 22, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Taking into account his shot-stopping, presence, and ability to play out from the back, I reckon Alisson is the best Premier League goalkeeper we’ve seen.
And it’s not even close.
And it’s not even close.