Fourth Monkey
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Fourth Monkey
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Sees the evil, hears the evil, tells the evil
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BREAKING MOSCOW:

The Kremlin today confirmed that Putin is in excellent health and that he was doubled over in laughter, not in pain.

Putin had been enjoying a quiet evening of vodka and popcorn with his generals while watching Trump at Davos when he was hopelessly overcome with fits of giggles.
Aw. White House just released this cute pic of Trump taking ickle lickle Greg Bovino for a walk.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
“Mother Russia thanks you both”.
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 AM
FURTHER BREAKING:

The Kremlin announced today that Putin would unveil an ice sculpture of Donald Trump and was awarding the Order of Lenin to Trump.

For services to Mother Russia there would be two new awards.

Scott Bessent to get the Order of Wut?
and
Howard Lutnick the Order of Wut? Wut?
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
BREAKING MOSCOW:

The Kremlin today confirmed that Putin is in excellent health and that he was doubled over in laughter, not in pain.

Putin had been enjoying a quiet evening of vodka and popcorn with his generals while watching Trump at Davos when he was hopelessly overcome with fits of giggles.
January 22, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Reposted by Fourth Monkey
“Trump is acting like an international gangster”
Ed Davey
January 19, 2026 at 8:25 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

Putin to his generals tonight:

“You got to love Donald. There is no quit in him. He’s the gift that just keeps giving.”
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I hope I live long enough to know what Putin has on Trump.

New Greenland related tariffs will destroy NATO.

I fear that Epstein is also a distraction. Trump’s brightest gaslight.

Its been about Russia for Trump all along.
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The United States is in deep, deep trouble.
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
What is wrong at CNN? An entire ‘bit’ on the kind of cell in which Maduro might be incarcerated. Then they followed with Erin Burnett questioning Yale law professor, Oona Hathaway, on her use of the word ‘war’.

Trump invaded, bombed and is ‘going to run’ Venezuela.

ITS A WAR.
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Waiting for a single TV anchor/commentator to even mention Epstein who, from the grave, just launched a war.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Having now had some time to reflect on what we just saw:

WTAF
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
So basically Trumps ‘hemisphere’ comment means next on his Epstein gaslight agenda are

Greenland
Canada
and new today, Cuba!

P.S. Sorry Taiwan.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Question to ask at this ‘event’:

Mr Trump what IS in the Epstein files?
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
So now we know its about Epstein (and oil).
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
BREAKING:

In China, Xi Jinping says he congratulated Trump and added that since Putin already had his go, its now China’s turn.

Sorry Taiwan.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
FFS Trump proclaims “So we’re gonna run it”.

A nation went asleep as Venezuelans and woke up as Americans.

So kinda immigrants?
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
And yet again Americans wake up and say ‘WTF just happened?’

Thanks Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Trump attacks Venezuela.

Unrelated Breaking News:
Trump to ‘star’ in Epstein Files release next week.

Thoughts?
January 3, 2026 at 12:40 PM
BREAKING:

The United States has launched a large-scale military strike on Venezuela, and Trump says Maduro and his wife have been captured and flown out of the country after explosions rocked Caracas this morning.

Is this liberation, illegal aggression, or something else?
January 3, 2026 at 12:21 PM
America is at war to stop abusers being held to account.

Congress will again do nothing.
No chance Trump stops at this. Maybe Iran next? Greenland?

He cant stop until Epstein is in America’s rearview mirror.

We cannot let that happen.
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
America at war can now be added to Epstein’s legacy.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
FFS
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
‪Oh crap. She’s back. She’s the Trump in #Trump2028‬
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
September 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM