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James Tullos is finally here

@fortullos.bsky.social

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Aspiring writer and YouTuber wasting time on here. Always on the lookout for terrible books. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOPL5nYErWwZ_feQavvqeA

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 13d

Blood of Hercules is, like, really dumb

youtu.be/tLSshRzxriU?...

Blood of Hercules is, like, really dumb

YouTube video by James Tullos

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 18h

Fan theory: These two are related.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 21h

- My grandparents used to let hitchhikers stay at their house overnight.

- One of my aunts won an AVN award

- My dad once met Scarlett Johannsen while he was high on meth and she said he was the nicest fan she'd ever found.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 21h

My family is both big enough and insane enough that I always win at "2 Truths and a Lie."

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Calvin and Hobbes has a lot of untapped reaction image potential.

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From is a good show but it seems to be falling into the same trap as Lost.

It's more interested in bringing up questions and having big dramatic moments than it is with making sense.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 2d

"Protagonist Girl is a rebel at the start of this book, so we don't have to wait for her to fight bad guys!"

"Great! How does she fight them?"

"She goes to school and gets bullied."

"... Isn't she 20 years old?"

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 2d

When it comes to hyping up stories where adults act like middle schoolers, Booktok truly has no bottom.

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 4d

This is goofy. This guy is a goober.

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 5d

Excuse me

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 6d

Therapist to process your trauma and guilt over past actions: $85 a month

A copy of God of War: Ragnarok for the Sony PlayStation 5: $69.99

It's a simple decision, really.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 7d

Don't you love getting spam emails, clicking unsubscribe, and still continuing to receive spam from that same address? I love it. I love it so fucking much.

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up .

ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up .

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 7d

Today's nostalgia: Renting a science VHS from the library before running home and being entranced by geology for half an hour and deciding that the universe is a vast, wonderful place full of new things to learn.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 8d

Well thanks.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 8d

October 22nd.

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 8d

Why does he have a single shoe on his tail?

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 9d

All I know about men's fashion is that I like wearing cool jackets.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 9d

I used to wish that someone would invent jetpacks, then I saw how average people drive.

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 10d

He just like me fr fr

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 10d

Sorry, everyone, my discord friends came in clutch. I'm calling it the Particle Axelerator.

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 12d

I'm about to ask Thor to bless my ax, and I need to give it a name. Please select which name is best.

Axey McAxface
Sharp as Love
This Will Kill Bigfoot
Other (specify)

James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 11d

It's France's fault for not invading Germany from the west.

Ghost of Budgets Passed Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 11d

Poland could have won if the Soviets didn't invade

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 11d

I like to imagine this is what Bill Clinton is doing. But unlike everyone else in voice chat, he really *has* banged your mom.

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 12d

I'm about to ask Thor to bless my ax, and I need to give it a name. Please select which name is best.

Axey McAxface
Sharp as Love
This Will Kill Bigfoot
Other (specify)

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 13d

Blood of Hercules is, like, really dumb

youtu.be/tLSshRzxriU?...

Blood of Hercules is, like, really dumb

YouTube video by James Tullos

youtu.be

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James Tullos is finally here @fortullos.bsky.social · 14d

Reasons people get into neopaganism:

- Boredom
- Dissatisfaction with Abrahamic values
- Trying to get laid
- Antisemitism