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formaldehyena.bsky.social
also known as the gitts
@formaldehyena.bsky.social
trans mtf | call me gitts or jess | the realest | discord is @gitts
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places to hit me up:

discord: @gitts
telegram: @FormaldeHyaena
steam: steamcommunity.com/id/formaldehyena
XBox: FormalHyena

those are the ones i can think of right now, lol. if i ever change things, they'll be in the replies to this, so be sure to check there
failed state any% run new pb 249 years and 5 months

shame we weren't anywhere close to wr pace but at least we knocked the pb down to sub 250y
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
there's been a scratching noise at my front door's lock for the past 10 minutes
July 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
places to hit me up:

discord: @gitts
telegram: @FormaldeHyaena
steam: steamcommunity.com/id/formaldehyena
XBox: FormalHyena

those are the ones i can think of right now, lol. if i ever change things, they'll be in the replies to this, so be sure to check there
November 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
you mean they're waiting for votes to COME in the MAIL??? kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
okay my fellow left wing voters, you can stop edging the election now, this red mirage shit is getting a little annoying
November 6, 2024 at 4:44 AM
okay my fellow left wing voters, you can stop edging the election now, this red mirage shit is getting a little annoying
November 6, 2024 at 4:42 AM
To add to the "[not being able to] say if it's good or not" part, I will clarify that it's inclusion on Game Pass (aka you can play the game with a fairly cheap subscription instead of dropping $70 on it) is doing a whooooooole hell of a lot of heavy fuckin lifting
new black ops is indeed a video game and while i can't say if its good or not (its genuinely one of the most difficult to judge for me) I CAN say that it has the funniest misspelling of "Finished" I've ever seen
October 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
new black ops is indeed a video game and while i can't say if its good or not (its genuinely one of the most difficult to judge for me) I CAN say that it has the funniest misspelling of "Finished" I've ever seen
October 27, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Happy 60th birthday to the Nintendo 64, released in Japan June 23rd 1964! 🤗🤗🤗🤗
June 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
i cant fathom the fact that people go to reddit for sex life advice

like i get it, sometimes people on reddit have good advice

but is it really worth having u/TheDoingler69 come in and list in vivid detail how he's going to use all the other pieces of advice on your mother
March 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
teeth hollowed by decades of shame
care taken for mistakes made
gassed laughter, whirring drills, and numb lips
a resin kintsugi, shade b4
February 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
what's poppin, sloppin?
perhaps, what's the word, shitbird???
potentially, what's the haps, ass flap??????
if you'd prefer, what's hip, dick tip?????????
February 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
flesh undesired
it traps and chokes
burden the yoke
break the bones of a body incongruent
needles protrude
arms, legs, face, and chest
they prick and poke and stick
inject malice and kill the soul
February 12, 2024 at 2:16 PM
DESPAIR, WEIRDLY LONG BATHROOM UPON YE
October 22, 2023 at 2:53 PM
held a spooder today, Joro spooder in Georgia
October 22, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Tac gloves are chill and all, but why can't I wear these in CS2
October 15, 2023 at 4:32 PM
just realized the reason I was always allowed to wear my headphones in school (despite it being against the rules) was probably because everyone thought I was autistic and tbh fair I still dk if I am or not
October 12, 2023 at 6:09 PM
@geppettosanmartin.bsky.social i was one of your first adherents on twitter, and i am once again one of the first on beesky
October 2, 2023 at 1:02 AM
hhh why does the mp7 need 29 fucking levels in mw2
September 25, 2023 at 1:15 AM
@kingbradley.bsky.social super excited for inhuman! keep up the good work!
September 24, 2023 at 10:26 AM
im not even gonna lie, I've misread your name as "gayish" the last six times it's popped up on my feed and i dunno what to do about it so im just telling you @grayish.bsky.social
September 22, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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August 19, 2023 at 7:11 PM
YOU DARE INTRUDE UPON MY BEDROOM??? GOOD. YOU HAVE BRIGHTENED MY DAY AND MADE ME HAPPIER OVERALL. THANK YOU. YOU SHALL BE RELOCATED OUTDOORS SO THAT YOU TOO MAY SEE BRIGHTER DAYS.
September 9, 2023 at 10:50 PM
everytime i open the app its "twitter this" and "twitter that" how about you twitter some bitches on ya dick
August 20, 2023 at 1:22 PM