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🏳️‍🌈♓️❤️🐶🎭🏖️🎶🗣️🇺🇸🇵🇹🇪🇸 Spicy-brained PWHL fan, LILL, single to the fair of eyes and good of vibes 😉

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forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 13

Listen here, future drop-dead gorgeous, passenger princess, wife - as long as you want to and I want to, I will stop at nothing to marry you. 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #gaymarriage #wlw #lgbtq

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · 5d

Wait, it could be my settings nvm.

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · 5d

Girrrrl, bsky isn’t showing this at all 😭

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Sep 16

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just listening to your girl Missy from Kansas (Melissa Etheridge) rock out with her pals from Georgia (Indigo Girls) on a Monday night. ☺️ #MelissaEtheridge #IndigoGirls #YesWeAre #music #wlw

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 13

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 3

BRASIIIIILLL!! CAMPEÃ DA COPA AMERICA! JOGA BONITO, BABY!!! ⚽️🥅🏟️🔥🐐

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 2

Ok but real talk how is this goalie allowed to keep falling down out of nowhere and they still don’t sub her? Maybe a couple times, jeez already. #CopaAmerica #BRAvsCOL #Brasil #Colombia #EllasEnCopaAmeriica

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 2

This game is bananas!!! #CopaAmerica #BRAvsCOL #Brasil #Colombia

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 2

I said it once I’ll say it again- Marta is the best player in the world!!!! ⚽️🥅🏟️🔥🇧🇷 #Marta #CopaAmerica #EllasEnCopaAmerica #GOAT

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 2

MARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! A MELHOR JOGADORA DO MUUUUNDOOOOO!!! ⚽️🔥⚽️🔥⚽️🔥⚽️🔥 #Marta #Brasil #CopaAmerica #EllasEnCopaAmerica #GOAT

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 2

Brazil equalizes with a goal from Amandinha. Marta set to come in!!! Muito bem Brasil! 🇧🇷 ⚽️🔥 #CopaAmerica #EllasEnCopaAmerica

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 2

Oh no, another own goal in the tournament for Brasil 😬😢 #CopaAmerica #EllasEnCopaAmerica

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Aug 2

At this point idk if I’m watching the Copa America final or an MMA match ⚽️🔥 #EllasEnCopaAmerica

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Jul 31

I seriously think Marta didn’t want to make Uruguay feel bad on that last one so she just danced around every player instead. 🔥⚽️🐐 #CopaAmerica #EllasEnCopaAmerica #Marta

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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · Jun 7

“No one could have predicted them falling out like this!”
Honey, the New Yorker ran this cartoon
EIGHT YEARS AGO:

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forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · May 14

LFG CJ!!! LFG Sceptres!!! 🏒🥅🔥 #pwhl #pwhlplayoffs #sceptres #pwhltoronto #hockey

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · May 13

Ok, someone needs to tell me whether this mustard / pickle juice situation also works for period cramps, stat. 😆 #pwhl #pwhlplayoffs #everyonewatcheswomenssports #hockey #ilovewomen

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · May 12

Ah, how I love the sound of all women commentators in the PWHL 😊 #PWHL #pwhlplayoffs #hockey

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PWHL @thepwhl.com · May 11

To the hockey moms, the player moms, and the ones who show up like moms—Happy Mother’s Day from all of us at the PWHL 💐

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Samantha Woj @samwojart.bsky.social · May 8

Game Day 🏒 Painting Emily Clark with hockey equipment as a paintbrush. Let’s go @pwhlcharge.bsky.social 👏 🏒 #pwhl #ottawa

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forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · May 8

Since losers are successfully crowdfunding their hate, I am going to start crowdfunding ridiculous sh*t like my student loan debt and a luxury apartment overlooking the Charles River…

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Apr 29

CJ is starting!!! This is not a drill!! Thank you! 🏳️‍🌈 #pwhl #pwhltoronto #pwhlsceptres @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social @thepwhl.com

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forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Apr 29

Oh hey there, Sceptres, me again. Today would be such a wonderful day to get CJ some ice time, don’t you agree? 🏒🥅🤞 @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social @thepwhl.com #pwhl #pwhltoronto #hockey #pwhlsceptres

forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Apr 26

It’s not too late! 🏒🥅 @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social #pwhltoronto #pwhlsceptres #pwhl #toronto #hockey

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Boston Fleet @pwhlfleet.bsky.social · Apr 24

The collab you’ve ALL been waiting for 🤩

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forkingshirt.bsky.social @forkingshirt.bsky.social · Apr 23

Dear PWHL deities,
Please put CJ in net this Saturday. The fans love them, everyone loves them. We need this.
In Sappho’s name we pray, A-women. 🙏 🏒🥅 #pwhlsceptres #pwhlfleet #pwhl @thepwhl.com @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social