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Foofer

@foofertheimpala.bsky.social

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NOTE: Around in a limited capacity for a bit due to insanity purposes. Mostly poems Mrs. The Impala to @vlad-the-impala Generally overwhelmed because ... *both hands gesture at everything*

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 5d

Gawd, I love Charo.

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 7d

Love you, George - with all the fibers of my being and whatnot

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10d

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 11d

Chihuahuas are famous for their rage naps.

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Jammes Luckett | Poperratic @artmechanix.com · 13d

Poperratic live in NYC! RSVP for hand-numbered exclusives + soundboard album from show. Can’t attend? You can still RSVP wherever you are to support Poperratic — you'll get the album & I’ll donate your ticket locally. Here’s the flyer.
#Rock #LiveMusic #MusicSky #BlackSky #IndependentMusic

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 15d

"I'm Steve and I approve this message and my devastating handsomeness."

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 17d

Dot dash, dot dot dash
No, wait I got that bit wrong
I'll have to re-morse
#haiku

The #vssdaily #prompt for 10/2/25 was #remorse

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 16d

Excellent news!

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 17d

The werewolves in your area are gorgeous!

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 17d

Now I want some challah

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 17d

Indeed

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 17d

I concur

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 17d

Every day.

When Chris revives after fainting, and says "I had the worst nightmare. We were stuck in this..."

Reality sinks in and, after a pause, Chris says, "It's really happening."

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18d

I just don't know.

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18d

I'm so sorry you're going through this. At the risk of being annoying with useless advice - is there a comfort movie/TV show/some music/a book you could partake in to distract yourself/reset your brain a little? A walk? Some pet time?

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18d

Too scary!

a baby is dancing in a room with the word nope written on the floor .

Alt: A young toddler has had enough of all this and flips a U-ey.

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18d

Perfume on a putrid soul masking heavy sins

#OneLineOctober #Fetid

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18d

❤️❤️❤️

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18d

Beautiful 🥰

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18d

Aw, thank you, Rachel!

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 19d

Who knew Steve's spins contained such power

a woman in a military uniform stands in a forest

Alt: Steve spins around and turns into Bane or, probably, Diana spins and becomes Wonder Woman.

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 19d

Thank you, Gary!

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 19d

Walk through the big night
The stars go on #forever
Burning songs of grace

#haikufeels
#Haiku #Poetry

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 19d

Sorry you have to go through it but at least now you know and are getting it taken care of ❤️

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 20d

I'm so sorry, Tracey. As a fellow catastrophizer, I sympathize. It can be impossible to feel it in the moment but this will be okay. Also, you are allowed to be human and feel what you feel. I send hugs!