Not an Undercover Cop
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"You know that individual?"
" Quick, after it! We got to catch that criminal! '
"... I swear I saw a squirrel one run by with an SMG."
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i'm a pirate, not a law abiding citizen
That's a 50 berry fine.
unfortunately, i viewed it anyway. .
You got a permit for viewing alternate realities, dude?
i just. . . saw an alternate reality where i'm a police officer themed stripper
[Flips through his wallet I stole while he was distracted and pulls out the amount needed to hand to him.] here you go.
Alright, that's a fine of-
About 2 million berries. Thanks.
About 2 million berries. Thanks.
No
I mustache you again, you got that permit miss?
Damn. I just need some water.
Stop right there!
Rp Police.
You've been cited for being a thirsty ass bitch.
Rp Police.
You've been cited for being a thirsty ass bitch.