That's Hedley
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We're gonna miss these guys. City of Broad Shoulders meets Busload of Fat Asses; the Doughy Dozen; the Green Beignets; ... The photo captions kept writing themselves.
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City of Broad Shoulders meets Truckload of Fat Asses!
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Still waiting for a member of the MAGA cult to name these eight wars that he brought to a halt. And, no President Spray Tan, games of Battleship or Stratego against Hegseth don't count.
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House Reps called him Orange Jesus. Trump said he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue (you know the rest). The MAGA cult makes Jim Jones' followers look like just some Kool-Aid aficionados enjoying a little tropical fellowship.
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If Trump were your aging, drooling parent, you would have already locked the medicine cabinet, hid the car keys and bank cards, and installed the Clapper in his gold-plated shitter.
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A Valentine from a charged war criminal is not really making your case, Jughead!
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No fan of Todd Blanche. Not even close. But these nitwits are calling for his hide because he's not moving to move an alt right wingnut out of STATE prison is rich. It shows these mouthbreathers don't have a fully functioning brain between them.
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Nothing rings more hollow than a <cough, cough> heartfelt testimonial from an actual charged war criminal.
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We have reached the point where the mainstream (read: uncompromised financially or ideologically) media need to stop repeating these health updates without the necessary documentation and tough follow-up questioning. It's a joke.
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I predict another strongly worded letter of concern coming out of Sen. Collins' office real soon!
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The Little Mikey "Where's My" Johnson bullshit tour continues, unabated by fact or reality. Say, Mikey, how about convening the House and doing your actual damn job?
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The Speaker Mike "Where's My" Johnson bullshit tour continues, unabated by fact or reality. Mikey, the peaceful protests are as American as the legislative branch being a check on the executive branch. Oh wait, you screwed the pooch on that one too. Bigly.
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Nothing makes your case for a Peace Prize like a heartfelt testimonial from a charged war criminal.
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Such an epically self-unaware bucket of whale shit this cat is. Failed attempt to appeal to red America (Read: Cowboy & stringy Marlboro man porn 'stache) while trying to exploit his Motor City roots and street cred. Can't have it both ways, Kid.