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Fat Man in a Skirt

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I like giant robots and swear a lot.

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · Jan 30

Sometimes you just gotta say "Fuck it," and walk away.

luna @imlunahey.com · Jan 30

people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 5h

Texas may actually enter play at this rate. They will have to be VERY careful in how they cut things, and really hope they don't bleed as badly as Virginia. Texas is red, and has been safely so. They're gonna have to really spread that out, though, to convert the blue islands.

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, definitely the sex one. Can you imagine him trying to describe Eileen running a train while her husband fluffs the prospects?

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 5h

Like, actual train? Or, you know, the fun kind of train?

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 2d

There are a lot of problems caused by not having executed enough racists when we had the opportunity and political will to do so. It let the rat fuckers get away with seeming socially acceptable.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 5d

You know revenge porn is illegal, right? Why you gotta do my people like this?

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 6d

Just remember, if you ever see a person shoplifting baby food, no you fucking didn't.

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 8d

*atonal screaming* Today's episode is about our resident genestealer cult.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 8d

He's not quite the in his connection with Golden. There were some easy coverage gaps that he missed because he didn't look for Golden. Love probably could have had a better night if he looked left. Which is saying something, because he had a damn good night as-is.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 8d

Can you imagine what it must have felt like to Rodgers, watching a GB QB not him doing that a second time? It's one of the few accomplishments he DIDN'T achieve with them, and them it happened to his new team

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 8d

"The level of mucus in this body is TOO. DAMN. HIGH!" Bernie Sanders, probably

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 8d

I mean, that doesn't change the math. Rodgers survived under Favre for the same amount of time.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 8d

Rodgers didn't get his until his third season as a starter, too. Love is fine. We're not even in Toyotathon yet, and he put up a record game.

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 9d

Can you imagine being Aaron Rodgers tonight and having bookend QBs do that when you were never able to in that uniform?

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 11d

Me, a casual: They have Ohtani. It can't be that bad.
*Looks up score*
Me: Ooof.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 11d

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 12d

That's been the interesting things with Golden for the Packers. He's not the biggest, but he's fast as hell and willing to scrap. I think Jacobs is a bad influence in the best way.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 12d

I agree with you, but if Cuomo doesn't give a shit about sexual assault and casual racism, what makes you think he cares about propriety?

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 12d

Technically, once a governor always a governor.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 13d

Yup.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 13d

The CMF Pros by Nothing are spectacular ANC over ears for under $100, too.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 14d

Let me guess. Tuesday?

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 14d

Big sucker for kielbasa and cheese tortellini tossed in pesto. My cardiologist? Less so.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 16d

I think that's the best part of this. No one in this story is profiting.

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Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 17d

They updated last year. It's an I access front-end to AS/400.

Fat Man in a Skirt @fmias.bsky.social · 17d

Evansville, IN #nokings protest.