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Kitschy Cat

Kitschy Cat

@fmcat.bsky.social

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30 | 🔞 | likes weird stuff, like most of you (gas mainly)| If you think you know me, you probably know me | NB

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Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 5h

Saw 17: "The only outlet to this room is that sink in front of you. Your bladder will continue filling up, intravenously. If you continuously to relieve yourself on the floor of this chamber, it will fill and you will drown. Will you piss in the sink, or sink in the piss? Make your choice."

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Gewähren @gewahren.bsky.social · 20h

Here, we see what happens when you fail to heed the warnings. A poor, helpless Zangoose has found his snout forced into the gassy butt of a particularly full Typhlosion. Such tragedies are avoidable, of course, but far too many fall victim to the hapless whims of these foul beasts. What a shame.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 19h

Just drilling it in there... how... terrible...

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 22h

Almost don't want to repost any art today because one of my two earlier posts is so awful.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Turner crooning: "She gave me a blumpkin in the bathroom of the club. The smell was horrendous but I still had a chub..."

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 1d

"I've got some kinks and work out"
"Don't you mean you've got some kinks *to* work out?"
[chugging a protein shake and scarfing down a plate of brussels sprouts and cauliflower as I prepare to deadlift 20 lbs]
"No."

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 1d

Ominous/promising: two sides of the same coin...

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 1d

Most of what I talk about here and occasionally draw.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 1d

In reality, probably not extremely. In spirit, with their whole being.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 3d

I waited 8 years to watch mother! and I did not like it.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 3d

Dream study buddy...

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Foam @foamster.bsky.social · 8d

Signing up to be his study buddy is uh- a bit different than you expected; grosser too.. @//@

CW: Farts, Micro

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 4d

People are setting up shop with fart videos on facebook reels, huh.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 4d

Somebody on a discord server asked why people are into farts, and I gave them a genuine answer trying to detail as many of the aspects that might or might not appeal to different people as I could think of. I should've just said "Cause it's hot."

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BadWolf @dipperisgross.bsky.social · 5d

Fard edit of last post...

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 11d

First trailer for the new Bad Guys series features no farts. They're losing the plot, folks.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 12d

The prep was the worst part for me, not even the laxative, moreso the fact that they don’t tell you that the amount of liquid you’re supposed to drink with it is about the average capacity of a stomach. For me that was very nauseating. Actual procedure was nothing, just knocked out.

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deer dairy @d0ef4rt.bsky.social · 14d

Sleep tight...

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 14d

Going to see One Battle After Another not long after eating a sandwich with egg, chorizo, spinach, and cheese. Sorry to the theater I’ll be fumigating…

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Daukus @daukus.bsky.social · 14d

Double Barrelled

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 15d

Ah, multicolored miasmas demystified...

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 15d

Sure, I would.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 15d

I know it's slightly monotonous and maybe I'll have thoughts about metal or something to share, but the boner force awakened in me majorly lately and it's just farts on the brain.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 16d

Go piss with me. You'll feel better because my stream is weak as hell.

Kitschy Cat @fmcat.bsky.social · 18d

Passing/passed gas is one of the hottest phrases in the English language.