I wanna be a Canadian, idiot.
@flutterwasp.bsky.social
Writer, nerdy trans girl, kind of a slut ngl. She/her
As of November 5th, 2024, it is my sole purpose to be as loud and as visibly queer as possible.
MAGAts, TERFs, and various other -ists and -phobes can consume the ENTIRETY of my gnuts.
18+ Minors DNI
As of November 5th, 2024, it is my sole purpose to be as loud and as visibly queer as possible.
MAGAts, TERFs, and various other -ists and -phobes can consume the ENTIRETY of my gnuts.
18+ Minors DNI
Pinned
Maybe Billie Joe was right...
Maybe *I'm* the faggot America...
Maybe *I'm* the faggot America...
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Also: From Senator Ron Wyden: Beware the Republicans are trying to hide/slide a national abortion ban into the shutdown negotiations!! Call your senators 202-224-3121 ‼️‼️
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
New business idea: A dispensary called
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
New business idea: A dispensary called
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
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Me seeing @sassytail.bsky.social use "skeeting" unironically:
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me seeing @sassytail.bsky.social use "skeeting" unironically:
Blew my nose just now, and afterward it made a Josh-Ruben-esque seagull noise.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Blew my nose just now, and afterward it made a Josh-Ruben-esque seagull noise.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
At what point did Two-Thousand and Eight *become* Two-Thousand and Late?
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
At what point did Two-Thousand and Eight *become* Two-Thousand and Late?
Evil John Green is *also* a Tuberculosis advocate...
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Evil John Green is *also* a Tuberculosis advocate...
Zohran: [wins election]
NYT: WOKE JIHADIST MARXIST MAMDANI FORMING A *TRANSITION* TEAM! IS NYC READY FOR A TRANNY MAYOR???
NYT: WOKE JIHADIST MARXIST MAMDANI FORMING A *TRANSITION* TEAM! IS NYC READY FOR A TRANNY MAYOR???
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Zohran: [wins election]
NYT: WOKE JIHADIST MARXIST MAMDANI FORMING A *TRANSITION* TEAM! IS NYC READY FOR A TRANNY MAYOR???
NYT: WOKE JIHADIST MARXIST MAMDANI FORMING A *TRANSITION* TEAM! IS NYC READY FOR A TRANNY MAYOR???
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It’s okay to be a little vain and, dare I say it, Squidward-esque when you were repelled by the sight of yourself for so long
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s okay to be a little vain and, dare I say it, Squidward-esque when you were repelled by the sight of yourself for so long
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Being lgbtq means that I’ll always have friends with great asses - and I think thats beautiful
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Being lgbtq means that I’ll always have friends with great asses - and I think thats beautiful
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
We need to rename the Department of TRANSportation to the Department of NORMALportation!
👊 🇺🇸 🔥
(This is a joke post)
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(This is a joke post)
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We need to rename the Department of TRANSportation to the Department of NORMALportation!
👊 🇺🇸 🔥
(This is a joke post)
👊 🇺🇸 🔥
(This is a joke post)
Hobbit names be like: There was Bliffer and Cliffer; Moigan, Floigan, and Doigran; Sniffer and Snoffer; Creagle; Laurlan; Crundts and Bundts, and Shlaim. There was Hoogan and Floogan, Cleebin (son of Cloobin) Dorkus, Morkus, and Jorkus...
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hobbit names be like: There was Bliffer and Cliffer; Moigan, Floigan, and Doigran; Sniffer and Snoffer; Creagle; Laurlan; Crundts and Bundts, and Shlaim. There was Hoogan and Floogan, Cleebin (son of Cloobin) Dorkus, Morkus, and Jorkus...
Visited Boston for the first time today for a doctor's appointment. Driving past specific areas and landmarks, it was weird seeing them IRL when in my head I'm saying "Wow, I know exactly what this would look like in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland."
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Visited Boston for the first time today for a doctor's appointment. Driving past specific areas and landmarks, it was weird seeing them IRL when in my head I'm saying "Wow, I know exactly what this would look like in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland."
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9. The idea that winning requires exclusion has never been true, and voters seem to know it. Standing for equality remains both the right stance and the popular one, especially when compared against Republican opponents, who have built their campaigns on fear and hatred of transgender people.
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
9. The idea that winning requires exclusion has never been true, and voters seem to know it. Standing for equality remains both the right stance and the popular one, especially when compared against Republican opponents, who have built their campaigns on fear and hatred of transgender people.
Snyderbros: Henry was OBVIOUSLY the better Superman!
Gunn-atics: You're just saying that because you jerk off to Snyder!
Me, dreaming about THE BEST Superman:
Gunn-atics: You're just saying that because you jerk off to Snyder!
Me, dreaming about THE BEST Superman:
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Snyderbros: Henry was OBVIOUSLY the better Superman!
Gunn-atics: You're just saying that because you jerk off to Snyder!
Me, dreaming about THE BEST Superman:
Gunn-atics: You're just saying that because you jerk off to Snyder!
Me, dreaming about THE BEST Superman:
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good morning bluesky friends ❤️
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Girl in a plastic dress and the Crow "Boy" who eats the plastic for the estrogen.
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Girl in a plastic dress and the Crow "Boy" who eats the plastic for the estrogen.